Started 3 days ago, smelled something funny today while I was in the room it was in. What happened here? It looks like the yeast over produced and bubbled up. There’s some weird looking stuff inside.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeltyler89
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I bought nutritional yeast to add on my morning oatmeal but it tastes funny, advice?

The yeast is from beer, and that box says to eat 2 table spoons per day. Every morning I eat some oatmeal with plant milk fruit and sometimes Maca root, and it tastes fine. But when I add the nutritional yeast it tastes really weird and not really appetizing.

Edit: Yeah I probably got brewer's yeast and not nutritional yeast, oops. Any idea on how I can use it?

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Heather McDonald had the Snowdens on her podcast. Skip to around 37 minutes if you want to listen. Nothing completely new or shocking but they go into more detail about their relationship and yeast infections. It’s pretty funny. Heather asks them good questions.
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My first ever sourdough! No yeast. Came out with a nice crust, and great tangy! Funny enough my second loaf was a dense mess.
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Yeast! This is barley funny
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Funny thing happened: my store-bought apple cider vinegar grew a pellicle. Could that have happened from the yeast in the air from my kombucha batch? imgur.com/dr9J8ca
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Funny yeast starter story

So about a month ago I made a yeast starter (wyeast 3068) 50 grams DME and 500 ml water, I saved half for my next batch, I made a 2.5 gallon hefeweiss. Two weeks later I found a roggenbier I wanted to try so took my starter and made a second starter saving half of that.

About 2 hours ago I did a starter for tomorrow, Just checked and good thing I did as a large amount is all over the counter and I had to transfer to a larger 2000 mL flask. I don't fully understand why this starter went crazy but it did. From this starter I'm going to save half and who knows what can happen.

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Why did god invent the yeast infection?(x-post from r/funny)

To show women what it's like to live with an irritated cunt.

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[Advice][Vagina troubles] Treated a recurring yeast infection, now experiencing a funny odor. What gives?

Reposting with an edit after the last post got deleted for flagging in the system.

21f here. So I'm in a pretty new relationship with my boyfriend 24m. I was a virgin when we started seeing each other a few months ago. We had PIV sex for the first time a pretty quickly into the relationship. He got tested for STDs and came back negative, so after I'd been on the pill for a month (I'm really good about taking it at the same time and everything) we decided to go without condoms. The problem has been that basically about a week after the first time without a condom I got a horrible yeast infection. We were having sex when I realized I probably had a yeast infection, as I had not begun to itch before that, but had pain upon penetration and when he pulled out saw the classic cottage cheese discharge. I went to the gynecologist and got prescribed what was basically Monistat 1 (I'm not sure if it was the same active antifungal or not because I'm not living in my home country.) After a few days, the yeast cleared up, we waited about a week more and then had sex again. About 2 weeks later, the yeast was back again. Since it was the exact same symptoms, I went and got a longer topical treatment at the pharmacy (they actually gave me something for mixed vaginal infections, an antifungal and topical antimicrobial). So I did a 5 day course of treatment this time. My symptoms cleared up again. We had sex after waiting.

Then, I went away for a week on a vacation, and when I came back had some moderate redness and itching but with little discharge. I went to a different gynecologist the next time, explained everything, including the recurrences, and got examined again. She said it was most likely that we were passing the infection back and forth. My boyfriend has some redness and irritation too. She prescribed me a 3 day course of treatment with butoconazole ovules and itraconazole oral tablets to do immediately and again after a month, and he was prescribed an antifungal and analgesic cream as well as fluconazole tablets once a week until it cleared up completely. I decided to wait a while to start the treatment because my symptoms were still slight. I had read that itraconazole affected your pill cycle, so I wanted to wait until after my period.

I ended up not being able to do so. Within the next few days my symptoms got out of control with itching and discharge and I started my prescription right away. Now it's been a week since ending treatment, and my yeast symp

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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The middle yeast. Found this in r/funny
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Funny looking yeast (?) colonies

I have some funny looking colonies that have appeared after my TRAFO yeast transformation. The strain is Y187. I'm used to having nice domed colonies white to pinkish colonies, but lately after transforming my yeast, I'm getting these these flat white colonies that develop an 'inner ring' inside more mature colonies. They still have the bread smell of yeast colonies, but look nothing like what I'm used to. Anyone seen this before in their yeast transformations? http://imgur.com/AZq2JRp

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Funny Video On Why Yeast Hates You! (i still love beer) huffingtonpost.com/2014/0…
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John Palmer sleeps with his yeast [funny].

From his How to Brew book

Put the packet in a warm place overnight to let it swell. On top of the refrigerator is good. Some brewers, who shall remain nameless, have been known to sleep with their yeast packets to keep them at the right temperature. However, their spouse assured them in no uncertain terms that the presence of the yeast packet did not entitle them to any more of the covers. So, just put the packet somewhere that's about 80Β°F, like next to the water heater.

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Hi, is this cheese? I tried Google Translate it but it's not helping.
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A common hazard. Last year I filled the whole kitchen with dough, blew out the windows. Stay safe bakers. v.redd.it/zx0701i3vw581
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Haha funny meme
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Charles boyle has proved that he's a great character. Which is / are your favourite Boyle memories?
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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, β€œwhat is your blood type?”

β€œI am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snc8698
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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xIR0NPULSE
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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CzarcasmRules
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Now that's class
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AkashAM2005
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justshtmypnts
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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drak0ni
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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SupremePalash
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Girlfriend got me good. Never been more proud of her.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Ingenuity4838
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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigRedHusker_X
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What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts?

Amy

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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No gains
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