Why did the Indian yeast have low self esteem?

His whole life he’s been a naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tim_breeding
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Did you hear about the hillbilly yeast?

It was in bread.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...

My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What does a beer taste without yeast in it?

Unbeerable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wunderbraten
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?

You rise and shine every morning.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Mr Yeast
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πŸ‘€︎ u/79to55
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Yesterday I combined weed with yeast.

The Pot Thickens..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peanut_Butt3r675
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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I like to sprinkle yeast on people...

just to get a rise out of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What happens if you eat yeast and show polish?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/myvolunteerbag
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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My friend asked me why I’ve been sprinkling yeast on people...

I was trying to get a rise out of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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If you’re going to put your money on something, make it yeast

It will always make your dough rise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petersize10
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Why didn't the yeast want a second phone?

Because like all yeast, he was a single-cell phone guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stooftheoof
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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I’m really struggling to choose a name for my wild yeast starter.

I hope it won’t be a John Dough forever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandonscript
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Rest in yeast
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trilingual_Potato
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Well at yeast he had a good toasting (found on r/memes)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skelopun
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Apparently they tried to weaponise yeast infections ......

It was truly bread for war.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayforder
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Yeast in fection
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nswimmer89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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I couldn't find the right yeast to make Indian flatbread.

It was a naan-starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/falsenorth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Why did the population of yeast grow so rapidly?

Because they bread alot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aroused_By_Turds
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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bread and the sun are similar - both rise in the yeast
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πŸ‘€︎ u/US99
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shy_NaughtyMuslim
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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I told my friend I made bread dough without yeast...

He said "are you trying to show off?" I said "no, I've got nothing to prove"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AThiefsEnd4
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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A baker has a crumby job, its the yeast of his concerns as he probably just kneads the dough
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_netwinder_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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On this great day yeast is risen.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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The problem with creating a yeast monoculture

Is that it always ends up inbred

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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At yeast they have each other [xpost: r/heycarl
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheeriebomb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2014
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What do you call the offspring of two of the same yeast cultures?

Inbread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T0BBER
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Do they put yeast in macaroni noodles?

Idk honestly, but if they do, I think that would be a mac made in leaven.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jellysquidd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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My wife was letting her bread dough rest even though she forgot to add yeast.

I told her she was only postponing the unleavenable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kmj2l
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2016
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I tried to make a yeast and flour mixture to get my Indian bread recipe going . . .

turns out it was a naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingBooRadley
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2016
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Invest in yeast

It's rising.

  • my great grandfather
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πŸ‘€︎ u/some_kid6
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2014
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Why didn't the redneck woman want to clear up her yeast infection?

She thought it made her cultured.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ph00p
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2015
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