It's made from cattle that have Silly Yaks' disease.
And it actually worked. Clearly my-grains were the issue here.
A woke
It was not real food, it was an impasta.
he sees bread people
He was a silly yak.
They didn't make any bread.
That's the bread and butter!
Pasta la Vista baby
Because they're all trying to avoid wheat gain.
At risk is cross-contamination.
http://imgur.com/4ksqE94
Buy nine glues, get gluten free...
Did you hear about the Geese protesting at the park? They want gluten free bread.
They organized a shit-in.
The guy asks the waiter "Excuse me, is this gluten free?"
The waiter responds "Well it's complimentary as long as you order an entree"
I think I am gluten free now.
Found out website cookies aren’t gluten-free
My 20 year old daughter works in a local small specialty bake shop (Gluten Free, Organic, Vegan). The owner gave her some cash and sent her to the local Sprouts for some salt. She was shoveling salt from the bin into a bag and had about 5 lbs already in the bag and was still shoveling. She noticed a mid 40's man looking at her in wonder. With out missing a beat, my baby girl says "We have one hell of a snail problem" and keeps shoveling.
I've never been more proud.
It was a sunny afternoon in the city, and a 29 foot Amazonian Anaconda slithered into a hipster burger store. The snake slithered up to the counter and looked over the menu to find that everything was gluten free. The anaconda was disappointed, because he always found that the light fluffy bread on each end of his burger was his favorite part of the burger.
The clerk greeted him with a smile. "Hello! My name is Hyun! Can I take your order?" he said.
The anaconda responded with a sentence so foul I cannot type it here. It contained several swear words and many racial slurs against his server, all because the burgers would be served without buns.
Hyun reeled back in disgust. He requested an apology from the snake. Again, the anaconda belted out horrible curses and vulgarities.
Hyun, being the good Christian man that he is, said that he would call upon his good friend Sister Alice to perform an exorcism on the snake if he didn't leave. The snake finally slithered out upon hearing this.
About an hour later, the anaconda slithered back in with his owner. They approached the counter.
"Now what seems to be the problem here?" Said the anaconda's owner.
"This snake came in swearing up a storm and causing all kind of trouble all because we don't serve gluten in this restaurant" said Hyun.
"I threatened to call my friend Sister Alice to perform an exorcism if he didn't leave."
"Oh" said the anaconda's owner "Sorry about that. My Anaconda don't want nun unless you got buns, Hyun".
So friends of ours are at EuroDisney and they just sent my wife a message saying that they were having a great time, but that they didn't cater for gluten-free. My wife's response (drum roll please):
"What kind of Mickey Mouse catering operation are they running over there?"
Friend: "Can I get a gluten-free menu?" Me: "I'm pretty sure all the menus are gluten-free. Mostly cardboard."
Mom: And maya had some...
Me: weird gluten free crackers?
Mom: is she gluten free?
Me: no, I think she's nuts.
Dad: it's not nice to call people nuts. Call them crazy!
