What word in the dictionary is always spelt incorrectly?

Incorrectly!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aadhar690
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Why is dark spelt with a k and not a c ?

Because you can’t C in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkalan64
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I can't seem to grow oats or barley, or spelt in the mountains where I live. I guess it's true what they say...

No plains no grains

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahughman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Why is dark spelt with a 'k' and not a 'c'?

Because you can't see in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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My mother’s boss spelt this on the sign outside the nearby nursery (not gonna lie I think it’s actually pretty funny)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FireFlower85
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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TIL it's spelt bread.

http://i.imgur.com/m61XhIx.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rosemourne
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2017
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I'm not sure if I spelt "Messissippe" right.

I think I need another pair of eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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In every single dictionary there is at least one word spelt wrong

It is the definition for 'wrong'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oodni
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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The word "cyclops" should be spelt "ciclops"

Just so that it has one "I".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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Whilst discussing oddly spelt names...

Me: I saw the name Evelyn the other day, spelled E-I-B-L-E-A-N-N.

Mum: I always used to think the name Siobhan was pronounced See-Ob-Han too.

Dad: I knew a farmer once with a weird name, it was spelled E-I-E-I-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OperationDropkick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2014
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What word in the English language is always spelt incorrectly?

'Incorrectly'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackSerpentis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2015
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They spelt it wrong

My 9yo saw my wife's shopping bag she brought home from the "TYPO" gift store and declared, "Hey, they spelt it wrong."

I said, "Maybe it was just a 'typo'..."

(Photo of TYPO Store) http://www.canelandcentral.com.au/~/media/retail/au/caneland-central/stores/typo8905.ashx?as=0&mh=1130

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2016
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β€œHey Watson, is that mud on your boots?”

β€œNo, shit, Sherlock.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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[grocery store] Ok, milk...check, eggs...check, tomatoes...check.

β€œSir, please stop writing separate checks for every single item.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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[request] puns with the word 'jenga' for senior jersey

So we're in year 12 of high school and we all get jerseys, including our year advisor teachers who've let us, the students, decide their jersey name. Usually the jersey name is a witty pun or joke which uses the wearer's name.

One of the teachers has a last name which sounds exactly like 'jenga' (that's not her name is really spelt, but it's to protect her identity), so I'll be need your help to get some good puns.

If you guys can't think of any, the other teachers last name is Daher (pronounced "darr"), so suggestions for her name would be nice too. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HolyHypodermics
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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I found a typo on a bag of grains

It was spelt incorrectly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmokeRingHalo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Correctly spelt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweenster321
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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I named my horse Mayo.

Mayo Neighs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qu1etus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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one very bad pun

i like dulphins (i spelt it wrong on porpoise)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CiscoMainDIng0
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What do you call a lady that has 1 leg shorter than the other?

Ilene

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahmadh26
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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My friend complemented me about how good I was a cooking Mac and cheese.

I said β€œthanks, it’s a special craft β€œ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bubbs67
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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My buddy was hotel-ling us how his trip to Europe was going
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobaLives01925
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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"the way it's now bred."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/francisrbass
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2017
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what's the maiden name of a dyslexic guys wife?

spelt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bk2mummy4u
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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The number of puns is 'rising'

I mean, you just 'knead' to listen to the number of bread puns I have, its the 'yeast' you could do. I can't 'wheat' to share them. If not, then 'rye' bother? All this time would have been 'spelt' for nothing. I 'batter' stop now. What, you thought 'oil' my puns were bread related? I'm afraid to say that's not 'white', but there's no need to be 'sourdough'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonstermunch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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It’s been rainning for three weeks straight.

We’ve been having a bad spell of wether.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadesofgabe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2017
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Birthday Gathering.

It's my birthday and my whole family is here, my dad asked what a certain food was and my mum said

"this is spelt"

And my dad just went "how's that spelt then?!"

A wave of groans from around the table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oysterchild
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2014
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Dad got me last night while cooking dinner

I'm standing at the stove looking bored, cooking a spelt broth.

Dad: If you want to know when that's ready, you'll need to use speltcheck.

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Incorrectly is always spelt incorrectly,

unless it's spelt incorrectly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
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Why is 'Dark' spelt with a K, and not a C?

Because you can't C in the dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minyoonghee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Why is dark spelt with a k and not a c?

Because you can’t c in the dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theperrywinkle05
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?

Because you can’t C in the dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iamgej
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Why is Dark spelt with a K and not a C

You can’t C in the Dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R7Shax
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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There is one word spelled wrong in the dictionary.
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