Spelt Puns

Incorrectly!

Because you can’t C in the dark

No plains no grains

Because you can't see in the dark

http://i.imgur.com/m61XhIx.jpg

I think I need another pair of eyes.

It is the definition for 'wrong'

Just so that it has one "I".

Me: I saw the name Evelyn the other day, spelled E-I-B-L-E-A-N-N.

Mum: I always used to think the name Siobhan was pronounced See-Ob-Han too.

Dad: I knew a farmer once with a weird name, it was spelled E-I-E-I-O

'Incorrectly'

My 9yo saw my wife's shopping bag she brought home from the "TYPO" gift store and declared, "Hey, they spelt it wrong."

I said, "Maybe it was just a 'typo'..."

(Photo of TYPO Store) http://www.canelandcentral.com.au/~/media/retail/au/caneland-central/stores/typo8905.ashx?as=0&mh=1130

“No, shit, Sherlock.”

“Sir, please stop writing separate checks for every single item.”

So we're in year 12 of high school and we all get jerseys, including our year advisor teachers who've let us, the students, decide their jersey name. Usually the jersey name is a witty pun or joke which uses the wearer's name.

One of the teachers has a last name which sounds exactly like 'jenga' (that's not her name is really spelt, but it's to protect her identity), so I'll be need your help to get some good puns.

If you guys can't think of any, the other teachers last name is Daher (pronounced "darr"), so suggestions for her name would be nice too. Thanks!

It was spelt incorrectly.

Correctly spelt

Mayo Neighs

i like dulphins (i spelt it wrong on porpoise)

Ilene

I said “thanks, it’s a special craft “.

spelt

I mean, you just 'knead' to listen to the number of bread puns I have, its the 'yeast' you could do. I can't 'wheat' to share them. If not, then 'rye' bother? All this time would have been 'spelt' for nothing. I 'batter' stop now. What, you thought 'oil' my puns were bread related? I'm afraid to say that's not 'white', but there's no need to be 'sourdough'.

We’ve been having a bad spell of wether.

It's my birthday and my whole family is here, my dad asked what a certain food was and my mum said

"this is spelt"

And my dad just went "how's that spelt then?!"

A wave of groans from around the table.

I'm standing at the stove looking bored, cooking a spelt broth.

Dad: If you want to know when that's ready, you'll need to use speltcheck.

unless it's spelt incorrectly.

Because you can't C in the dark.

Because you can’t c in the dark.

Because you can’t C in the dark.

You can’t C in the Dark