Pronounced Puns

Eyewitnesses say the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

I can’t believe I’ve been saying it wrong my whole life

I can’t believe I’ve been pronouncing it wrong all this time.

Edit: this joke was straight up stolen from professional comedian Nick Nemeroff. I heard it on the radio so I didn’t have his name handy and thought it was awesome for this sub and had to post it before I forgot it. Thanks to Nick for commenting here below so that I could give him credit.

"BOOM?!"

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They go back and forth for a while, neither convincing the other that they are right. Finally they decide on a place to eat. When they get to the restaurant, one of the friends asks the person taking their order to settle it once and for all. "Me and my friend are having a debate and hopefully since you live here, you can set my friend straight. Would you please tell us... and say it clear and slow for my friend here... where are we?"

The person behind the counter gets a puzzled look on his face, then says

>!"Buuuuuurrrrrr gerrrrrr Kiiiiiiinnnnggg"!<

Wrong.

I was told a long time ago your true friends will be honest with you, especially if it's not something that will hurt your feelings really bad.

So this life long joke of "kansaw" was only ever corrected by boyfriends, best friends, and family. Others were people thinking i meant "warsaw" in which i frantically said oh no no no!

I made a point to be say this one main line like "omg can a tornado in kansaw just suck me out of this"

"Maybe i should move to Kansaw where its just wind and tornadoe shelters"

I tried to make it come up organically as possible though.

But the other times where people said nothing, some of these people good friends, now have a joke behind my back but i had it behind their backs first....

Life is fun

Her entire existence will be my ultimate dad joke.

I tell them it doesn't really matter.

Kilometers

I guess it depends which way you go.

It is pronounced Frankfort.

Me: "You are the woman of my dreams, always have been, always will be"

Her: "Aww, I'm glad."

Me "Hi Glad, I'm dad" ... "Well, not yet, but I figure I'd better practice"

I’ve been pronouncing it wrong my whole life!

“BOOM”

I hope that blew your minds

Then shouldn’t bomb be pronounced as “boom?”

Wrong