Good bakers use real butter so that there is no margarine for error.
What's the difference between butter and margarine?
There is margarinely more fat in butter!
A tub of margarine fell on my foot 3 weeks a go and it still hurts.....
I can't believe it's not better.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it.
On a scale from "I can't believe it's not butter" to "that's definitely butter"
I'd say my day could have been butter.
A recent study in America asked people their preferred butter
48% of Americans chose real butter, whilst the other 51% opted for a substitute.
The study concluded that imitations are only margarineally butter.
What do you call a butter substitute that's always wrong?
A margarine of error.
I can’t believe it’s not butter
Every once in a while I buy the wrong kind of imitation butter at the grocery store. It’s ok though. It’s still within my margarine of error
Couldn't have said it butter myself
Brother: "Is margarine healthier than butter?"
Nephew: "Margarinally healthier"
