Why does 239 bean chili only have 239 beans?

Because if it had one more it would be too farty.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/openEnmity
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2018
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Why did the Irishman make his chili with only 239 beans?

Because if he added one more... it’d be β€œtoo fawty”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OshKosch
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Irish Chili

*in your best Irish accent why does Irish Chili have 239 beans? If you add one more, it’ll be Two-Farty!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OscarDivine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2020
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Said in grandfathers New England accent.

Grandfather- I'm making chili. You know how many beans to put in it?

Me- no idea.

Grandfather- 239, any more and it becomes too farty.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tin-Spider
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This is my dinner option

Dad: Would you like some 239 bean chili?

Me: 239? is it good?

Dad:Well if you add one more bean it would be TOO FARTY!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chief_tahoe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2014
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Training my son well

Me: Want some chili beans, son? Son: No, I like them warmed up. Me: Huh? Oh... nice one!

Yes, he's coming along nicely...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sbonds
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15 2013
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Got my wife at the grocery store last night

She was buying a bunch of canned beans. I asked her why.

She replied "To make you chili."

"Good luck. I'm wearing a jacket."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/greymalken
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