My wife always orders her Indian food with the highest level of spiciness.
Sheβs very curry-ageous.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
Spicy pun
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︎ Jun 14 2018
These are some spicy puns
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︎ Feb 19 2018
Today's label making craft was inspired by the OG spicy boi himself, Bruce Willis.
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︎ May 11 2021
Spicy meme
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︎ May 01 2021
What kind of man is hot and spicy and won't dissapoint you?
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︎ May 06 2021
What do you call a dinosaur who only eats spicy food?
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︎ Mar 19 2021
What do you call a spicy green dish made on Sesame Street in India?
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︎ Feb 20 2021
I switched all the labels on my wifeβs spice rack
She doesnβt know it yet, but her thymeβs cumin
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︎ May 01 2021
Spicy Mexican food always makes me shout.
I like to holla "PAIN, YO!"
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Do you want to hear a spicy joke?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Feeling a little spicy!
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︎ Nov 22 2020
These puns are spicy
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︎ Aug 30 2020
why couldn't the spicy pepper dress like robin hood for halloween?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Why donβt horses eat spicy food?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
My 9 month pregnant wife is ready to have our child any day now, but they just wonβt come. Sheβs tried everything she can at this point. Sex, walking, dancing, spicy foods, etc... So when I asked her what I could do to help she said βany means necessary.β
To which I replied βNo it doesnβt.β
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Greetings...
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︎ Dec 18 2020
A Spicy Showdown
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︎ Mar 10 2020
Can dogs stand spicy foods?
...or will they sit down?
From my 11 year old. So proud haha.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Dog wanted a spicy snack...
...So he got some hot treatos π₯π₯π₯
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︎ Oct 07 2020
What kind of spicy food is scary?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I need to start a witch themed spicy steak sauce company.
Our slogan would be, βThe only acceptable way to be burned at the steak.β
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Some guy told a female GI Doctor βgirrrrrl youβre so spicy I need a Nexium after having youβ
She asks him why and he said, βmy heartburnβs for youβ
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︎ Jun 19 2020
I'm a scientist in search of a "cold spicy"
Oh, nevermint, I found it.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Things are going to be spicy
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︎ Jun 15 2019
Why didnβt the green pepper do archery?
BECAUSE IT DIDNT HABANERO LMAOOO
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︎ Mar 20 2021
I ate some really spicy food at a gas station.
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︎ May 22 2020
Joe Biden and Kamala Harris go out for a morning run together
Kamala finishes in just under twelve minutes and Joe is already waiting for her at the finish line.
"How'd you do?" she asks him.
"I finished in 10 minutes and 46 seconds. That's got to be a new record among Presidents, right?"
"No" Kamala replies. "Bush did 9:11".
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︎ Jan 25 2021
The Guardian with a spicy caption to this mildly interesting post
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︎ Sep 26 2019
I saw a very spicy Japanese pizza demon.
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︎ Mar 03 2020
I took a bite of a jalapeno that was much too spicy for me
Some might say I was in - hella-pain-yo
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︎ Feb 15 2020
[At an Indian restaurant] Dad: βThese triangular pastries with spicy filling are excellent!β
Waiter: Samosa?
Dad: No thanks. Iβm already full.
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︎ Dec 16 2019
Why does the spicy pepper ask so many questions?
Itβs jalapeΓ±o business.
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︎ Nov 16 2019
I need a pun about chips for a Christmas gift
So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist.
My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking.
I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
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︎ May 03 2019
LPT: If your girlfriend can cook spicy Chinese food, marry her.
Because Schezwan of a kind.
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︎ Sep 20 2018
What do you call a dinosaur that has eaten a spicy curry?
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︎ Sep 25 2019
What town do peppers come from?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Where do all the spicy foods live?
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︎ Sep 06 2019
When you order spicy chicken wings, you expect them to be spicy.
Yes, else they would be mildly disappointing.
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︎ Jun 06 2019
What did the California roll say to the Spicy tuna roll when he first saw him?
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︎ Mar 24 2019
I thought you guys would like this
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︎ May 31 2019
I switched all the labels on my wifeβs spice rack
Iβm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
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︎ Mar 19 2021
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