Spice Puns
I'm looking to make puns for all my spice jars. Can you help fill in some of the blanks, or have any better suggestions for the ones I've already chosen?
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︎ May 23 2021
Help me think of spice puns please!
I love yβall but I jut donβt have thyme to think about them but please curry on without me
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︎ Sep 26 2019
I switched all the labels on my wifeβs spice rack
She doesnβt know it yet, but her thymeβs cumin
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︎ May 01 2021
What is it called when everything in your spice cabinet is sad?
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︎ May 14 2021
I swapped all of my roomates herbs with his spices
He hasnt noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin
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︎ Apr 21 2021
I need to eat all my spices before they go bad.
But itβs just thyme consuming
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︎ May 25 2021
I just recently swapped all the labels on my wife's spice rack.
She hasn't noticed yet... but the thyme is cumin.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
At work I reduce the spice level in food.
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︎ May 19 2021
A friend of mine asked why I started a spice garden.
I just figured it was thyme.
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︎ May 10 2021
What is an oncologist's favorite spice?
Tumor-ic
*as told by my 9yo daughter this morning who swore "I DID NOT KNOW WHAT IT MEANT!" when wife and I loudly cringed at the punchline.
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︎ May 25 2021
I received all kinds of spices for my birthday, but I don't cook. I think...
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︎ Apr 17 2021
I thought about auditioning for that play called The Spices.
I want to get the Cinnamon role.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
I finally got to watch this documentary on herbs and spices
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︎ Apr 17 2021
A friend told me that his grilling spices keep biting his feet.
He can't get rid of those mesquite-toes..
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︎ Apr 18 2021
I would make a spice cake...
... but I donβt have thyme for it!
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︎ Apr 18 2021
Which Spice Girl can hold the most petrol?
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Who do the Spice Girls speak to when they have an issue with one another?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
What is a priestβs favorite spice?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
I've been swapping labels around on my wife's spice jars.
She may not know anything about it yet, but mark my words--the thyme is cumin.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
What is the Devil's favorite spice?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
What did one spice say as the others were leaving?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What did the chicken say to the other chicken covered in spice?
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︎ Mar 03 2021
What is a clocks favorite spice
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︎ Feb 20 2021
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︎ Oct 10 2020
I tried old spice today
Didnβt really improve my Chinese food
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︎ Mar 06 2021
I bought a book at the spice store today.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Which spice will get a mother busted for trying to buy booze underage?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I just got a letter from a herb and spice company demanding the $100 I owe them.
If I don't pay them within a week, they have threatened to send the bay leafs around.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
What's the most popular spice in hell?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Which Spice Girl can carry the most petrol?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
What did the pasta send to the other pasta to spice up their relationship?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
What did police charge spice rack with?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I was at my parents house over the weekend. As a joke, I swapped all the labels around on their herbs and spices.
They havenβt noticed yet... but the thyme is cumin.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
I'm finally writing a dad joke about spices
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︎ Aug 14 2020
I built a spice rack that wasn't big enough to hold all my spices
I lost track of all of space and thyme
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What did the haunted spice cabinet say when December arrived?
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Charles Dickens only keeps two things in his spice rack.
The best of Thymes, and the worst of Thymes.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
I recently switched all the labels on my wifeβs spicesβ¦
She hasnβt realized it yet, but the Thyme is Cumin.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
What did the angry salt say to the rest of the spices?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
I was just attacked by a man with a rack of spices!
It was a salt and peppery.
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︎ Apr 17 2020
This summer I'm traveling through spice and thyme. What about you?
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︎ Jul 05 2020
What did the spice say to the chicken when it was being rushed out the door?
Iβm cumin, Iβm cumin!
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︎ Sep 08 2020
I switched all the labels on my wifeβs spice rack
Iβm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
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︎ Mar 19 2021
I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
I've been swapping labels around on my wife's spice jars.
She may not know anything about it yet, but mark my words--the thyme is cumin.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Which spice girl can hold the most petrol?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I switched all the labels on my wife's spices.
I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
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︎ Mar 21 2020
Iβve recently switched all the labels on my wifeβs spice rack.
She doesnβt know yet. But the thyme is cumin.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
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