Spice Puns

I'm looking to make puns for all my spice jars. Can you help fill in some of the blanks, or have any better suggestions for the ones I've already chosen?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_danicat
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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Help me think of spice puns please!

I love y’all but I jut don’t have thyme to think about them but please curry on without me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VvGalaxyvV
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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I switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack

She doesn’t know it yet, but her thyme’s cumin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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What is it called when everything in your spice cabinet is sad?

Seasonal Depression

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsthatbrownguy91
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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I swapped all of my roomates herbs with his spices

He hasnt noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mahboime
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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I need to eat all my spices before they go bad.

But it’s just thyme consuming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrabApprehensive
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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I just recently swapped all the labels on my wife's spice rack.

She hasn't noticed yet... but the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCKANNON
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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At work I reduce the spice level in food.

I despise it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/profusly
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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A friend of mine asked why I started a spice garden.

I just figured it was thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kork-the-great
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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What is an oncologist's favorite spice?

Tumor-ic

*as told by my 9yo daughter this morning who swore "I DID NOT KNOW WHAT IT MEANT!" when wife and I loudly cringed at the punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/musicmainline
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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I received all kinds of spices for my birthday, but I don't cook. I think...

It's a waste of thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepOrderDis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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I thought about auditioning for that play called The Spices.

I want to get the Cinnamon role.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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I finally got to watch this documentary on herbs and spices

It's about thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SexyManBeast999
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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A friend told me that his grilling spices keep biting his feet.

He can't get rid of those mesquite-toes..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VentilatedEgg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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I would make a spice cake...

... but I don’t have thyme for it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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Which Spice Girl can hold the most petrol?

Gerry can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snozzcumberbatch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Who do the Spice Girls speak to when they have an issue with one another?

Cumin Resources

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T33NW01F
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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What is a priest’s favorite spice?

cinn-AMEN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLikeOldTrees
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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I've been swapping labels around on my wife's spice jars.

She may not know anything about it yet, but mark my words--the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What is the Devil's favorite spice?

Sinnamon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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What did one spice say as the others were leaving?

Wait, I'm cumin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lesbifrands
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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What did the chicken say to the other chicken covered in spice?

"Jerk."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LovesMusic25
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What is a clocks favorite spice

Thyme

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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My husband asked me to label our new spice rack. I took creative liberties. reddit.com/gallery/j8u7w7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefoxclady
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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I tried old spice today

Didn’t really improve my Chinese food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shshsvsveh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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I bought a book at the spice store today.

It’s about thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/csteinbergrules
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Which spice will get a mother busted for trying to buy booze underage?

Cardamom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaenHoffiCoffi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I just got a letter from a herb and spice company demanding the $100 I owe them.

If I don't pay them within a week, they have threatened to send the bay leafs around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What's the most popular spice in hell?

Sinnamon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Which Spice Girl can carry the most petrol?

Geri can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pdew72
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What did the pasta send to the other pasta to spice up their relationship?

Nudeles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suckmymeatballs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What did police charge spice rack with?

A salt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricerly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I was at my parents house over the weekend. As a joke, I swapped all the labels around on their herbs and spices.

They haven’t noticed yet... but the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I'm finally writing a dad joke about spices

It's about thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenofire
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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I built a spice rack that wasn't big enough to hold all my spices

I lost track of all of space and thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What did the haunted spice cabinet say when December arrived?

Season's greetings!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iiNexius
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Charles Dickens only keeps two things in his spice rack.

The best of Thymes, and the worst of Thymes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I recently switched all the labels on my wife’s spices…

She hasn’t realized it yet, but the Thyme is Cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dohpaz42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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What did the angry salt say to the rest of the spices?

Don't pinch me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GetItGotItProfIt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I was just attacked by a man with a rack of spices!

It was a salt and peppery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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This summer I'm traveling through spice and thyme. What about you?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/f3derico
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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What did the spice say to the chicken when it was being rushed out the door?

I’m cumin, I’m cumin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pineconeassbitch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack

I’m not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheifsup
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.

She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlaik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I've been swapping labels around on my wife's spice jars.

She may not know anything about it yet, but mark my words--the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Which spice girl can hold the most petrol?

Geri can!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I switched all the labels on my wife's spices.

I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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I’ve recently switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack.

She doesn’t know yet. But the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mooshoopork4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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