I tried old spice today

Didn’t really improve my Chinese food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shshsvsveh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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At work the other day my foreman said β€œyou smell like old spice”

I instantly responded β€œI swear it was new when I bought it” this was the moment I knew my wife and I we’re ready to start trying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kk_blake63
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Old spice moisturizer with shea butter body wash.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xo1opossum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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What's that smell? It smells like sweat and Old Spice.

But that's just my two scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bking158
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Old Spice!!! Polo for Men!!!

That’s my two scents..

I hope you are not incensed by the involuntary groan you just made.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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I was going to throw away all my old spices...

But it seemed like a waste of thyme.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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A guy is sitting on his couch bored.

He decides he wants to spice up his day and call his dealer. He asks his dealer, "hey, do you have anything new I haven't tried?" His dealer responds, "I just got some new weed named after old cartoon characters! It's some potent stuff!" The guy accepts this and meets up with the dealer. When he gets back home, he goes to roll a joint and finds that it just doesn't want to stay rolled and keeps coming apart. Frustrated, he calls the dealer back. "This shit just won't stay rolled! What did you sell me?" The dealer responds, "that's just how the scooby doobie do!"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Do any of you have experience making Moroccan Rolls?

I found a recipe in a magazine but I wasn't sure about it because the recipe calls for thyme and a bunch of other spices. I had them all, but unfortunately they were all expired. I decided to make them anyways, took them to a party, and they ended up all being eaten, everyone thought they were delicious. I guess what they say is true.

People love that old thyme Moroccan roll.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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My 3 year old dad joked me

We were watching Cars 2. In this movie, there is a scene where one of the characters, 'Mater' (a happy go lucky 'southern' towtruck) eats a bunch of wasabi thinking it's pistachio icecream. My 3 year old turns to me and says " hehe, he ate spice-cream" then burst out laughing.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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My friend's dad told me he was one og the Spice Girls.

"Really?"

"Yeah, Old Spice!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2014
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