My Dad told a really subtle one.

Finished installing the toilet in our new bathroom. I expressed minor concern that my pup may not be able to reach the water.

"Yeah. He really likes the toilet water."

"That's pretty common. Guys love toilet water. They even wear it."

I was halfway down the hall before I realized what he just fucking did.

Hint: >!he's half French!<.


>!cologne translates to eau de toilette in French. Eau means water. Toilet water. No idea why. But it was good. !<

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