If a wine connoisseur is called a sommelier then a perfume connoisseur should be called a smellier
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︎ Jan 29 2021
How many bottles of each perfume will it take to completely fill one shelf?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
Because theyβre ugly and they stink.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Once the home intruder entered our bedroom, my wife grabbed a bottle of perfume and hit him on the head.
She thought that might knock some scents into him.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Did you know the Hindenburg was carrying a shipment of perfume?
It was carrying several cases of Eau de Humanity.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
I don't like strong perfumes...
I guess I'm inscentsitive.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Did you just hear that perfume bottle talk?
whispers I think it's becoming scentient
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︎ Sep 26 2020
My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
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︎ Jul 29 2019
My sister just bought a set of odorless perfumes???
It doesnβt make any scents
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︎ Jul 19 2020
There's a great documentary on tv tonight about perfume.
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︎ Jun 27 2020
What was Harry Careyβs favorite perfume?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Elon musk should start a cologne and perfume company
he should call it "The Elon Musk"
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︎ May 02 2020
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
Have you heard what happened to unemployed perfume makers?
They are not making any scents ππΌ
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︎ May 01 2020
France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...
That was classic Colognialism
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︎ Jan 09 2020
Did you hear about the perfume that smells of nothing?
I think it's total non scents.
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︎ May 24 2019
A perfume salesman was trying to sell me a bunch of odorless cologne.
I thought it was total non scents.
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︎ Dec 14 2019
What must a witty perfume have?
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︎ Nov 21 2019
What do you call an 18th century bottle of perfume from America
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︎ Oct 15 2019
The perfume was very cheap.
It's price was (in cents)
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︎ Sep 11 2019
What's a dog's favorite perfume?
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︎ Oct 27 2019
My Indian friend invented perfume made out of flat bread...
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︎ May 24 2019
Did you hear that the founder of SpaceX is launching his own perfume brand?
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︎ Sep 02 2019
I just broke my wifeβs favorite perfume bottle, sheβs gonna be fuming!
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︎ Jul 29 2019
Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?
They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.
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︎ Jul 10 2019
My wife is really pissed that I spent a lot of money to buy a make your own perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
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︎ Jun 20 2019
A man went to trial for hiding in a perfume bottle.
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︎ Jul 28 2018
Iβm not sure why my friend quit his perfume making business and started hoarding old paintings.
Heβs got more Monet than scents.
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︎ May 27 2019
I cant stand perfume commercials
They don't make any scents
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︎ Jun 04 2019
Police have reported that a baseball themed perfume factory has blown up under mysterious circumstances
They said it smells like Foul Play
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︎ Jun 12 2019
My wife is mad at me because I couldnβt tell she was wearing a new perfume. Really?
It just doesnβt make any scents.
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︎ Feb 21 2018
So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
Itβs called the Weather Chanel
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︎ Feb 19 2019
What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?
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︎ Dec 27 2018
Perfume companies tend to get wrongly accused of laundering money.
But their business is in a scent
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︎ Apr 11 2019
Son, if a girl tells you a perfume is unisex, itβs probably still too feminine to wear. If YOU tell her the perfume is unisex, well...
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︎ Jan 31 2019
Did you hear about the perfume thief?
He was convicted of fragrancy
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︎ Mar 27 2019
I wanted to make some money creating perfumes
But I only made a few scents
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︎ Nov 20 2018
What do you call a rapper that makes lots of perfumes?
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︎ Aug 08 2018
Do perfumes expire?
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︎ Feb 28 2018
Why do perfumes always hang out in pairs?
Because they don't want to get cologne-ly!
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︎ Feb 17 2015
What kind of perfume does Winnie the Pooh wear?
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︎ May 01 2016
Dadjoked my girlfriend about her perfume.
Took a look at her perfume. The name was Elizabeth and James "nirvana". She put it on and I gave it a smell. I told her "you know what this smells like...?" "what?" "...teen spirit."
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Do perfumes expire?
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