If a wine connoisseur is called a sommelier then a perfume connoisseur should be called a smellier
How many bottles of each perfume will it take to completely fill one shelf?
Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
Because they’re ugly and they stink.
Once the home intruder entered our bedroom, my wife grabbed a bottle of perfume and hit him on the head.
She thought that might knock some scents into him.
Did you know the Hindenburg was carrying a shipment of perfume?
It was carrying several cases of Eau de Humanity.
I don't like strong perfumes...
I guess I'm inscentsitive.
Did you just hear that perfume bottle talk?
whispers I think it's becoming scentient
My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
My sister just bought a set of odorless perfumes???
It doesn’t make any scents
There's a great documentary on tv tonight about perfume.
What was Harry Carey’s favorite perfume?
Elon musk should start a cologne and perfume company
he should call it "The Elon Musk"
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
Have you heard what happened to unemployed perfume makers?
They are not making any scents 👃🏼
France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...
That was classic Colognialism
Did you hear about the perfume that smells of nothing?
I think it's total non scents.
A perfume salesman was trying to sell me a bunch of odorless cologne.
I thought it was total non scents.
What must a witty perfume have?
What do you call an 18th century bottle of perfume from America
The perfume was very cheap.
It's price was (in cents)
What's a dog's favorite perfume?
My Indian friend invented perfume made out of flat bread...
Did you hear that the founder of SpaceX is launching his own perfume brand?
I just broke my wife’s favorite perfume bottle, she’s gonna be fuming!
Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?
They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.
My wife is really pissed that I spent a lot of money to buy a make your own perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
A man went to trial for hiding in a perfume bottle.
I’m not sure why my friend quit his perfume making business and started hoarding old paintings.
He’s got more Monet than scents.
I cant stand perfume commercials
They don't make any scents
Police have reported that a baseball themed perfume factory has blown up under mysterious circumstances
They said it smells like Foul Play
My wife is mad at me because I couldn’t tell she was wearing a new perfume. Really?
It just doesn’t make any scents.
So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
It’s called the Weather Chanel
What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?
Perfume companies tend to get wrongly accused of laundering money.
But their business is in a scent
Son, if a girl tells you a perfume is unisex, it’s probably still too feminine to wear. If YOU tell her the perfume is unisex, well...
Did you hear about the perfume thief?
He was convicted of fragrancy
I wanted to make some money creating perfumes
But I only made a few scents
What do you call a rapper that makes lots of perfumes?
Why do perfumes always hang out in pairs?
Because they don't want to get cologne-ly!
What kind of perfume does Winnie the Pooh wear?
Dadjoked my girlfriend about her perfume.
Took a look at her perfume. The name was Elizabeth and James "nirvana". She put it on and I gave it a smell. I told her "you know what this smells like...?" "what?" "...teen spirit."