A list of puns related to "Anise"
he was the one they tried in absinthe, yea?
She said, βWhere would you find the time?β
I said, βThat should be easy. Next to the sage.β
But it seemed like a waste of thyme.
Since it pulls in most of my profits, I tell people that I'm a professional thyme traveller.
We both switched to a keto diet and she was complaining about her coffee tasting gross without sugar. I suggested that she put some anise in it to make it 'Moroccan style'. Her response was:
It would have been a-nise cup of coffee then.
She has gone full dad mode.
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