I went to a drag race last Saturday...

I still can't believe the guy in high heels won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What's it called when a bunch of obese people have a drag race?

The Fat And The Furious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stewithclou
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Rules of drag races are pretty straightforward to understand.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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So my Dad an I went to a drag race yesterday

After the race he said "Well that was pretty straight forward."

EDIT:Well, at least this wasn't a drag of a thread

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lextremelynooby
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2015
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What sound do drag racing street sweepers make?

Broom Broom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carblebarble
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I tried drag racing the other day

It's murder trying to run in heels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/number9spud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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This story is about a man called Trevor, and his obsession with tractors.

Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.

Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.

Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.

The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.

Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.

Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.

One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.

Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.

β€œWell” said Jeff, β€œAs I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.

The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.

β€œYes of course” replied Trevor

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Dad Joked the entire room

Sitting in the living room talking about the appeal of nascar with the family when my step mother said she liked the drag races more. Without missing a beat I popped off with: I've never understood the appeal of watching grown men in high heels running down the street.

It was the best part of my day to watch everyone in the room pause, turn slowly toward me and groan loudly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Intega
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2014
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I ain't racist. In fact I like all kinds of races

Nascar, motocross, formula one, and drag racing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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I'm a man who likes to drive with high heels on...

I call it drag racing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Striddy2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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Making sense of NASCAR

Friend: How can you watch nascar when they only make left turns all the time.

Dad: If they went straight they'd never come back!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuclearGlider
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2013
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Just watched a bunch of cross dressers run a marathon.

It was quite the drag race.

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