Which car race did Mufassa think about before dying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/useralreadydead
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I like to race electric cars in my free time.

I'm an e-racer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattA2930
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What does a race car driver say when he has nothing else to say in an argument?

Mph.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustiniR
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What do we want? Race car noises. When do we want them?

NYYYYOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whymustudodat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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I told this girl I was talking to that I like to race cars, she asked me if I win often

I said no, the cars are much faster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arnowhite
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Why did the snail paint a big red S on the side of his race car?

Because he wanted to hear everyone say "Look at that S car go!".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lisajean1234
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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I was challenged to a race by the same British-made car I was driving...

It was a Jag war.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Shopping at Costco or Sam's club is like driving a race car.

You go from $0 to $60 in a matter of seconds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shitty_Orangutan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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I have a friend of mine who is a race car driver...

...I consider him a racist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlipperyRoads
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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AMD and Nvidia should get into the race car business.

Well, I mean they already have the drivers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/collapsing_sanity
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Why are there no winning race car drivers from Switzerland?

They're always in neutral.

P.S. Made a joke similar to this about a coworker who is runner from Switzerland. He actually groaned.

*ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tigger3370
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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What do parents give their baby if they want them to become a future race car driver?

Formula one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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What do you drink while watching the lizards that live in the middle of tennis courts race their cars over rough terrain?

Net newt rally tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thkoog
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2017
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Why couldn't the car finish the race after it lost an axle?

It was two-tired!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackOfTrading
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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What kind of track does a clown car race on?

A laugh track!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Salmon_Fanta
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Dad pulls up to a red light, Car next to him revs the engine and yells "race?"

Dad responds "Hispanic!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strider820
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2016
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Except for a drive-through, when entering the pits during a race F1 cars always get retired.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XilenceBF
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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What did a race car drive get after eating to much food

Indygestion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RetroRogue23
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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When I was young I asked my dad why cops don't just use race cars to catch people because they are so fast.

His response was, "Because they only make left turns"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diahdude
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2016
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Which part of a race car ruins your movie?

Spoiler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wormri
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2017
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[Pun Request] Looking for a pun to combine lobster/crustacean with a race car driver/car/track/race.

Title, basically - I need a character name for dnd, dm has required all character names be a pun, and he misinterpreted my initial request to play as a lobster race as a request to stage some sort of actual lobster race.

I haven't thought of anything, and character building sesh is tn, help me out folks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xhephaestusx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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Want to learn how to stop impersonating race cars?

Don't weeeeoooww

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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My car's name is Word and there's a race tomorrow.

But don't take my word for it.

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Indy Cars race in the Indy Racing League. If they raced in Ireland, it would be IRL IRL...

...You may roll your eyes at that, but wait until you see it in real life.

Then it would be IRL IRL IRL.

(...I gotta admit, he got me on that one.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turbojett
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
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Did you hear about the guy who really loved car races?

He thought they were wheely cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marclove7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2015
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What do you call a cheeseburger in a race car?

Fast food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iron_Gunna
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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Dad dropped this one on us yesterday when we were watching a video clip of someone crashing his race car.

Presenter: "The driver sustained no permanent injuries."
Dad: "Because he died?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S1nth0raS
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2014
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WHAT DO WE WANT??! RACE CAR NOISES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?!!

Neeeeeeooooooowwwwww

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamj91
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Her: What do you do? Me: I race cars. Her: Do you win many races?

Me: No, the cars are much faster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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What do parents give their baby if they want them to become a future race car driver?

Formula one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
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