Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Race Car"
NASCAR
I'm an e-racer.
Mph.
NYYYYOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
I said no, the cars are much faster
Because he wanted to hear everyone say "Look at that S car go!".
It was a Jag war.
You go from $0 to $60 in a matter of seconds.
...I consider him a racist.
Well, I mean they already have the drivers.
They're always in neutral.
P.S. Made a joke similar to this about a coworker who is runner from Switzerland. He actually groaned.
*ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED*
Formula one.
Net newt rally tea
It was two-tired!
A laugh track!
Dad responds "Hispanic!"
Indygestion
His response was, "Because they only make left turns"
Title, basically - I need a character name for dnd, dm has required all character names be a pun, and he misinterpreted my initial request to play as a lobster race as a request to stage some sort of actual lobster race.
I haven't thought of anything, and character building sesh is tn, help me out folks!
Don't weeeeoooww
But don't take my word for it.
...You may roll your eyes at that, but wait until you see it in real life.
Then it would be IRL IRL IRL.
(...I gotta admit, he got me on that one.)
He thought they were wheely cool.
Fast food.
Presenter: "The driver sustained no permanent injuries."
Dad: "Because he died?"
Neeeeeeooooooowwwwww
Me: No, the cars are much faster.
Formula one.
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