A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"

She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What do you call a group of Pikachus doing a conga line?

A chu-chu train!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PiRRoundNotSquare
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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I was attacked by a group of mimes

They did unspeakable things!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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This morning I turned up for a meeting for my premature ejaculators support group...

Turns out it’s tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SR21-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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How can you identify a group of math teachers?

They're the ones that look like alge-bros.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.

They just said "How dairy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ratbas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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A group of ant's working together is called

Antibodies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k8lin70
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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What do you call a group of baby soldiers?

An infantry

Side note: I will be a first time father at the end of March. I am proud to join the dad joke ranks, my wife and son will learn to appreciate the content from this subreddit 😬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Thong-Song
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call a well trained group of people wearing glasses

Spec Ops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Its_me_thatguy361
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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There's a group of guys that assemble wooden furniture for fun.

I hope they let me join.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alawibaba
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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In a group chat with my girlfriend and her dad and he sent this

https://imgur.com/a/zLeRYMp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/syncopatedsouls
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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A group in Denmark is trying to convince the government to use old Legos to re-pave their highways...

...unfortunately, they've been running into a lot of road blocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What do you call a group of sightless mountaineers?

The Peaky Blinders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Summetz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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There is a group of people that always ends things...

Finnish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuryOfHell
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLama27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I told a group of storm troopers β€œHappy Pew Year....”

But they totally missed the punchline.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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How could you describe a group of chess grandmasters bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atltop5150
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.

β€œSorry, I’m a little behind.”

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There's a girl group that consist of failed fashion models.

They are called One Expression

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TL4Life
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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my dad made a dad joke in the family group chat...

Dad: Where do penguins keep their money?

Me: their wallets

Dad: A snow bank!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?

Annoying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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What do you call a group of bisexual , bi cycle riding , hiking , Nordic emperors?

BIKINGS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do you call a hip-hop group made of bakers?

The Yeastie Boys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AudenWolfe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What philosopher appealed to only a small, select group of people?

Friederich Niche!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What do you call a group of octopus hookers?

Octpussies

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What do you call a self governing group of hippos?

Hippotonomous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mangolimon3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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A group of bedazzled tarps and a bunch of poles walk into a restaurant and order some stakes....

Things became pretty tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yournannycam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Toto sponsored a group of zombie missionaries.

They blessed the brains down in Africa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/02K30C1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I've been trying to come up with a clever name for an amputee support group.

But so far, I'm stumped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WulliesTime
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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What do you call a group of people under 18 years old going somewhere?

A minor detail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diagonal-E
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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A group of people meet up and eat together every night. But they do not talk about it.

They are part of the bite club

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legend_1_am
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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My friend the pistol salesman joined a percussion group

He has his own Glock n’ spiel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aphex-Puddle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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How do you call a group of scarecrows?

Hay guys!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reydeguitarra
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Some whales just started a music group

Its called the orchestra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ieatshoes2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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A group went camping by the seaside when it started to rain

For all in tents and porpoises, the rain didn’t bother them much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thevectorvictor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What’s a group of Chubby newborns called?

Heavy Infantry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sandyatk445
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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What do you call a group of whales play instruments?

An Orcastra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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This morning I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculators’ support group

But it turns out that it’s tomorrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I went into a church and asked the minister how much it would cost to rent a church singing group.

He asked, "do you mean a choir?"

I said, "OK, fine, then how much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Suck-At-R6Siege
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.

β€œSorry, I’m a little behind.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What do you call a group of rabbits that are walking away?

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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