A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
What do you call a group of Pikachus doing a conga line?
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
I was attacked by a group of mimes
They did unspeakable things!
This morning I turned up for a meeting for my premature ejaculators support group...
How can you identify a group of math teachers?
They're the ones that look like alge-bros.
I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.
They just said "How dairy!"
A group of ant's working together is called
What do you call a group of baby soldiers?
An infantry
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What do you call a well trained group of people wearing glasses
There's a group of guys that assemble wooden furniture for fun.
In a group chat with my girlfriend and her dad and he sent this
https://imgur.com/a/zLeRYMp
A group in Denmark is trying to convince the government to use old Legos to re-pave their highways...
...unfortunately, they've been running into a lot of road blocks.
What do you call a group of sightless mountaineers?
There is a group of people that always ends things...
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards
I told a group of storm troopers “Happy Pew Year....”
But they totally missed the punchline.
How could you describe a group of chess grandmasters bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.
“Sorry, I’m a little behind.”
There's a girl group that consist of failed fashion models.
They are called One Expression
my dad made a dad joke in the family group chat...
Dad: Where do penguins keep their money?
Me: their wallets
Dad: A snow bank!
If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?
What do you call a group of bisexual , bi cycle riding , hiking , Nordic emperors?
What do you call a hip-hop group made of bakers?
What philosopher appealed to only a small, select group of people?
What do you call a self governing group of hippos?
A group of bedazzled tarps and a bunch of poles walk into a restaurant and order some stakes....
Things became pretty tents.
Toto sponsored a group of zombie missionaries.
They blessed the brains down in Africa
I've been trying to come up with a clever name for an amputee support group.
What do you call a group of people under 18 years old going somewhere?
A group of people meet up and eat together every night. But they do not talk about it.
They are part of the bite club
My friend the pistol salesman joined a percussion group
He has his own Glock n’ spiel.
How do you call a group of scarecrows?
Some whales just started a music group
Its called the orchestra.
A group went camping by the seaside when it started to rain
For all in tents and porpoises, the rain didn’t bother them much.
What’s a group of Chubby newborns called?
What do you call a group of whales play instruments?
This morning I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculators’ support group
But it turns out that it’s tomorrow
I went into a church and asked the minister how much it would cost to rent a church singing group.
He asked, "do you mean a choir?"
I said, "OK, fine, then how much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.
“Sorry, I’m a little behind.”
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
What do you call a group of rabbits that are walking away?
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
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