but I still think they're cool.
They're a hot topic in our house.
Maybe a No More Tears version called Daredevil? I don’t know. A sleeping mask called the Dark Night? Deadpoop toilet paper? I’m drowning here, man.
I need plant based puns so I can win a war of puns
Thanksgiving dinner: Doing it Yang-Ham Style!
A friend of mine started a server recently and we're trying to brainstorm ideas for names for our server. Puns are always the right way to go. As long as it's not taken already and the .com or .org is available, anything is fair game! Thanks in advance. :)
... but I think i've got a Handel on it now...
That's just sixist.
From what I heard they’re a bit tacky.
Not on my watch!
I think it'll be called The Trying Times.
In his practice, Dr. Bell sometimes had to treat constipation. That's how he learned to de-deuce.
The steaks have never been higher...
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...and you know what, the germinate!
I call it “Best bets for vetting vets for vets”
It was my Time lapse.
It tasted waffle.
this is for something important I just need a name for a plant who's also a samurai. Any pun name will be appreciated
Set to be called the Google Chromosome.
It's a play on words.
...however my wife disagrees, and is no longer letting me use the washing machine.
I call it the flip charts.
Apparently it was due to start filming this year but writing the script was taking longer than expected as every time they finished a line it would disappear.
Thousands have died from a wooden steak.
Now I drink all alone.
Mushroom is not a plant
Mario Kart
A hempire.
In my opinion we should beat the shit out of constipated people because:
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Laxatives are an unhealthy way of dealing with feces. On the other hand, beating the shit out of someone is a good way to practice sports activities like, running, grip strength, punching techniques etc.
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Other methods of dealing with feces take alot of money. Laxatives aren't cheap in our flawed healthcare system! On the other hand, there are people that are willing to pay you to beat the shit out of you. By using this method you can become richer and deal with your shitty problems.
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Constipation requires being in the bathroom for a long time. This can be very lonely for the people involved. However, beating the shit out of others can be done in any place. Your home, the local park, or even the shady street corner! Not only that it's a very social activity, requiring a minimum of at least 2 people, but usually done in groups of 2-5 people.
Although some people might say, that beating the shit out of each other is violent, most of them have never been to a public toilet and hence are unable to realize how much more painful and violent the alternative is.
In summery, beating the shit out of people is a good, legitimate, and affordable alternative to laxatives and is a better, more progressive way, to deal with constipation.
Kid- If i'm going to climb over a fence, we'll need a ladder
Dad- Are you sure we won't need the former?
A carrot card
Researchers have discovered that when mixed with spices found in popular Hispanic dishes, ground peanuts make a great meat substitute!
It's also been found that an offshoot of the banana family, when fried, makes an awesome faux-fish sandwich!
Craving a frozen treat, but can't handle dairy? Some have found that chilled grapes and prunes can hit that sweet spot in a healthy way!
Keep experimenting with cruelty-free ideas!
TL/DR:
If you like peanut-chiladas, and getting cod from plantains, if you're not into yogurt 'cause you have lactose pains, you could make a lovely delight with some prunes and some grapes. Here's the grub that you've looked for, get that meat off your plate!
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