A list of puns related to "Lil B"
Does he call himself Lil Uzi Horizont?
Lil Naw Sex
Put a lil boogie in it
Lil’ Sleep
None because they were all too lil to reach it.
What tree do you wipe your hands on? A palm tree!
I heard a scary math joke, but I’m 2^^2 to tell it!
Have you heard of that new movie, “Constipation”? Well it doesn’t matter, it never came out.
I hurt myself when I went to a theme park in florida. When I went to the doctor, he started wrapping up my left leg, but then I pointed at my right and said “No, doc, it’s dis knee.”
Last night I got mugged by 6 dwarves. Not Happy.
When Queen Elizabeth farts, everyone in the room must pretend like nothing happened. Noble Gasses don’t cause reactions, after all.
What’s the difference between a seal and a sea lion? One electron.
What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen!
I called the animal shelter today and said "I've found six kittens in a suitcase in the woods." They said "Are they moving?" I replied "I don't know, but that would explain the suitcase."
Why can’t you trust Atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why do nerds wear glasses? It helps with division.
Why should you tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? You don’t wanna wake the sleeping pills.
What twitches and is found at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck!
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller!
What do you call a 3 foot tall psychic on the run from the law? A small medium at large!
Help, I can’t stop reading books with female protagonists! I’m a heroine addict!
How did Sparticus react when he ate his wife for dinner? He was gladiator!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent!
19 and 20 got into a fight… 21.
My friend told me, “People who sell meat are disgusting!” So I said, “Yeah, well people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!”
How can turtles take photos of themselves? Shell-fie sticks!
What do you call a secret agent molecule? Bond… ionic bond. “Taken, not shared.” What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? (Cut this part, but make a screeching noise)
How much does Santa’s sleigh cost? $0, it’s on the house.
If America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight there would be mass confusion.
I had a splinter once; it eventually got out of hand.
I’m going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.
Most people are shocked to find out how terrible an electrician I am!
What do mermaids wash their fins with? Tide What’s the coolest place to use the bathroom? The Lil Jon
Did you know that on average, people want three covers on their bed at all times? But that’s just a blanket statem
... keep reading on reddit ➡Hello darling," breathed the obscene phone caller. "If you can guess what's in my hand, I'll give you a piece of the action."
""Listen Dude," drawled the lil' Texas lady, "If y'all can hold it in one hand, I ain't interested."
It's not really chocolate...just a lil chocolate tea
lil Ceasers
I thought "That's a lil condescending"
Lil Caesars
A lil 'hoarse'
Yeah, Lil Confused right?
I woke up and took a drink of water (this tends to make my mustache a lil wet). I roll over and wake my wife with a passionate g'morning kiss to which she exclaims "Jesus! You got water all over me." My reply was simple "You can call me Jesus, I appear to be able to turn water into whine."
Edit* OMG! This is top post on r/dadjokes! I'm glad I can get a chuckle with you guys. I also fixed words.
We were talking about the dress she was wearing at dinner.
Me: "this is a cute lil number, did you wear it to work?"
Her: "no, we can't wear dresses, it's dress code"
Me: "seems more like an anti-dress code"
She told me to get out :)
Because he was a lil chili
A lil' drain.
Lil' shaggy mane.
A Lil Oopsie Vert
It was very tense.
Courtesy of my lil sis
My boyfriend wanted a protein shake and was asked me to make one. I was stalling a little bit and my son piped in "You gotta scare her first" we said what? "That's how you make a shake". I was laughing and so my son decided to keep going. He said "How do you make a napkin dance?" "You put a lil boogie in it" at that point I groaned. My boyfriend said "Quit while you are ahead" my son replied "But I'm a body"
With a lil pump.
Because he wanted to get a long lil doggie.
Lil Deb HEE-HEE
He was feeling a Lil Weezy
I mean, batman was a lil Wayne once and he turned out alright..
We were watching hockey over the weekend when my little brother noticed that one of the guys on the Caps (we're from the DC area) was using the same model stick that he had just gotten for his birthday.
"Hey that's my stick!" said Lil Bro excitedly.
And then my dad jumped in: "Well we better go get it back. That thing was expensive!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxyU4WTD3JE
The dulcid tones of Michael's favorite hip-hop artists are discussed in this melodious episode of Dad Joke Daily. From Young Jeezy to Geriatric Jeezy, from Lil' Wayne to Extra-Large Wayne, it's all in here.
They're expecting a Lil Wayne.
What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?
The bartender says, "we don't usually serve your kind. Just don't start anything, OK?"
Had to share this lil' gem my dad ended our phone call with yesterday.
This works better actually hearing it but here is a lil rhyme my dad always uses: When ya go to kiss your honey and her nose is kinda runny you think its kinda funny but it snot. (sounds like you're saying its not)
Lil Caesars
Lil Caesars
The Lil Jon
Lil Caesars
The lil Jon
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