Why did the BIG moron fall off the mountain, but the little moron didn't?

because the little moron was a little MORON.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reallystrongman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

your too young to smoke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinnyo57
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, β€œWhy does earth fall down like that?”

His dad answers, β€œIt’s terrain.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ellegirl82091
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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A little moron and a big moron were shingling a steep roof when suddenly the scaffolding collapsed. They both slid down the roof and stopped at the very edge, and then one fell off. Which one?

The big moron. The other one was a little more on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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What’s the difference between a big Date and a little date?

The D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loveislikeabullet
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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What has a little penis and hangs down? A bat. What has a big penis and hangs up?

click

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZZEZ73
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?

Because the little moron was a little more on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteryOrange7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Of storks deliver little babies, what delivers big babies?

Cranes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Parents who let children misbehave in public are proof that little turds come from big assholes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Civil-listener
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2017
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Did you guys hear that story on the news about the little Russian doll who robbed the big Russian doll?

I heard it was an inside job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eldiddykong
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?

Are you feeling all right? You look a little pail!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2016
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What’d the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You’re too little to smoke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GarlBlargs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

Your too little to smoke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Te_Waapu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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A big moron and a little moron are both standing on the edge of a cliff, the big one falls off. Why didn't the little one fall?

Because he was a little more on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hippanonypotomous
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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There was a big moron and a little moron sitting on a fence. The big moron fell off. Why?

The little moron was a little more on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OfficeBadger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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The big moron and the little moron are on a bridge. The big moron fell off. How come the little moron didn't fall off?

He was a little "more on."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eatonat
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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A big moron and a little moron were sitting on a ledge, when a gust of wind blew one of them off. Which one fell off?

The big one, because the other was a little moron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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A big moron and a little moron were standing on the edge of a cliff. Who fell off?

The big moron. Because the little moron was a little more on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beatsbeingbroke
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2017
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A big moron and a little moron are sitting on a fence.

The big moron falls down. Why didn't the little moron fall down? Because he's a little more on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OctaviaPinfold
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You’re too young to smoke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kyle-11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2017
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There was a little moron and a big moron on a bridge. The big one fell off, why didn't the little one?

Because he was a little more on.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2013
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A big moron and a little moron are on a bridge. One falls off. Who is it?

The Big moron falls because the little moron was a little more on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bncodd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2014
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