Why did the BIG moron fall off the mountain, but the little moron didn't?
because the little moron was a little MORON.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
what did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Thereβs a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, βWhy does earth fall down like that?β
His dad answers, βItβs terrain.β
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︎ Oct 28 2020
A little moron and a big moron were shingling a steep roof when suddenly the scaffolding collapsed. They both slid down the roof and stopped at the very edge, and then one fell off. Which one?
The big moron. The other one was a little more on.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Whatβs the difference between a big Date and a little date?
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︎ May 12 2020
What has a little penis and hangs down? A bat. What has a big penis and hangs up?
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︎ Dec 01 2019
[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?
Because the little moron was a little more on.
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︎ Aug 01 2019
Of storks deliver little babies, what delivers big babies?
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︎ Jun 24 2019
Parents who let children misbehave in public are proof that little turds come from big assholes.
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︎ Dec 17 2017
Did you guys hear that story on the news about the little Russian doll who robbed the big Russian doll?
I heard it was an inside job
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︎ Feb 01 2018
What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?
Are you feeling all right? You look a little pail!
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︎ Nov 09 2016
Whatβd the big chimney say to the little chimney?
Youβre too little to smoke
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︎ Mar 26 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to smoke.
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︎ Dec 19 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
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︎ Jul 07 2019
A big moron and a little moron are both standing on the edge of a cliff, the big one falls off. Why didn't the little one fall?
Because he was a little more on.
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︎ Oct 23 2019
There was a big moron and a little moron sitting on a fence. The big moron fell off. Why?
The little moron was a little more on.
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︎ Feb 02 2019
The big moron and the little moron are on a bridge. The big moron fell off. How come the little moron didn't fall off?
He was a little "more on."
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︎ May 18 2019
A big moron and a little moron were sitting on a ledge, when a gust of wind blew one of them off. Which one fell off?
The big one, because the other was a little moron.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
A big moron and a little moron were standing on the edge of a cliff. Who fell off?
The big moron. Because the little moron was a little more on.
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︎ Oct 06 2017
A big moron and a little moron are sitting on a fence.
The big moron falls down. Why didn't the little moron fall down? Because he's a little more on.
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︎ Feb 28 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
Youβre too young to smoke
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︎ Jul 19 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to smoke.
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︎ Sep 30 2017
There was a little moron and a big moron on a bridge. The big one fell off, why didn't the little one?
Because he was a little more on.
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︎ Jul 02 2013
A big moron and a little moron are on a bridge. One falls off. Who is it?
The Big moron falls because the little moron was a little more on
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