what did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
A little moron and a big moron were shingling a steep roof when suddenly the scaffolding collapsed. They both slid down the roof and stopped at the very edge, and then one fell off. Which one?
The big moron. The other one was a little more on.
What’s the difference between a big Date and a little date?
What has a little penis and hangs down? A bat. What has a big penis and hangs up?
[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?
Because the little moron was a little more on.
Of storks deliver little babies, what delivers big babies?
Parents who let children misbehave in public are proof that little turds come from big assholes.
Did you guys hear that story on the news about the little Russian doll who robbed the big Russian doll?
I heard it was an inside job
What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?
Are you feeling all right? You look a little pail!
What’d the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You’re too little to smoke
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to smoke.
There was a big moron and a little moron sitting on a fence. The big moron fell off. Why?
The little moron was a little more on.
A big moron and a little moron are both standing on the edge of a cliff, the big one falls off. Why didn't the little one fall?
Because he was a little more on.
The big moron and the little moron are on a bridge. The big moron fell off. How come the little moron didn't fall off?
He was a little "more on."
A big moron and a little moron were sitting on a ledge, when a gust of wind blew one of them off. Which one fell off?
The big one, because the other was a little moron.
A big moron and a little moron were standing on the edge of a cliff. Who fell off?
The big moron. Because the little moron was a little more on.
A big moron and a little moron are sitting on a fence.
The big moron falls down. Why didn't the little moron fall down? Because he's a little more on.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You’re too young to smoke
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to smoke.
There was a little moron and a big moron on a bridge. The big one fell off, why didn't the little one?
Because he was a little more on.
A big moron and a little moron are on a bridge. One falls off. Who is it?
The Big moron falls because the little moron was a little more on
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