Why do we base our work around 7 days instead of a fortnight?
Because working for a fortnight would make everyone too weak.
I stole this, sorry for the Roblox base
What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?
My cat kept trying to climb my Christmas tree so I put aluminum around the base of the tree.
Her plans have been foiled.
How do you get to second base with a ghost?
The most rounded up base I've ever seen, not gonna lie
I've decided to base my stand up routine around hollowed-out cones
Despite a grave outlook on the economy and a dying customer base, one industry for sure won't be going under anytime soon:
Did you know the Ace of Base lead singer was also a mathematician?
Why should china have a base ball team?
Because they can take down the whole world with one bat.
Why do military bases have such little amounts of insects?
Because they are strict no-fly zones.
When we were kids, we used books of epic poems as bases. I once slid head first into "The Odyssey"...
Deep in the villain’s super secret base
Deep in the villain’s super secret base, he noticed that his 10” concrete filled steel walls looked bare. He asked his minions why was there no large, artistic rendering of his terrifying logo hanging behind his desk.
His minions replied, “We’ve tried everywhere, but we’ve been unable to find a sketchy artist.”
Harry Potter fan base in a nutshell.
There’s an air base in Massachusetts. I’ve flown above it a few times
Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
Anyone else part of the fan base?
Found this sheepwreck when was building my underwater base
Now that’s how you mobilize a fan base.
All novels written in Braille system are overrated because they have a blind fan base.
Where do you go when you are injured on a rebel base?
How does a blind man know when an owl gets a base hit?
I remember the first time I got to second base...
TIL Navy bases are known as temples of the sea
They are a place of warship
Why did the empire have such a hard time finding the Rebel Base?
They were looking in Alderaan places
Hey guys! I’ve just made the world’s largest pizza base!
I’d like to see anyone top that!
Last night I watched a performance of the accapella group from the nearby army base.
Did you hear that every member of Ace of Base died in a horrible car accident?
They didn’t see the sign.
Did you guys hear about the man that walked into a convenience store naked, balancing on the rounded parts of his feet near the base of his toes, juggling 3 globes, and somehow managed to rob the place?
Is it longer to run from first base to second base, or second base to third base?
Second to third. Because there's a shortstop in the middle.
To remove scale from the bath, acid works much better than a base
Why does it take longer to get from 2nd base to 3rd than from 1st to 2nd?
Because there is a shortstop in between.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
All novels written in Braille system are overrated because they have a blind fan base.
I made the world's largest pizza base the other day.
I'd like to see someone top that!
Why is it easier to steal 2nd base than 3rd base?
Because there’s a short stop between 2nd and 3rd
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