What do you call a group of deaf people?
I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
I got assaulted by a group of mimes.
It was horrific. They did unspeakable things.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
What do you call a group of Lynx?
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︎ Jun 03 2021
A group of geese is a gaggle, agroup of rats: a mischief, a murder of crows, bats a colony and men a crowd. What's a group of batmen?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
What do you call a group of sad journalists?
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︎ May 19 2021
A group of friends were walking around the beach looking to find a hotel to stay but they were all booked except for one, one of them said:
"Guys, that's our last resort."
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︎ May 19 2021
A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
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︎ Dec 05 2020
A group of physicists came to my restaurant today, ate then explained what the force required to accelerate a mass of one gram at a rate of one centimeter per second squared is. Then when my attention was elsewhere, they all left, leaving behind a bunch of hyphens...
I should have known they'd dyne and dash.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
What do you call a group of Norseman that only drink 7.5oz Pepsis?
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︎ May 08 2021
What do you call a group of pandas?
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︎ May 20 2021
There once was a large group of people that were fascinated by statistics.
The group ended when they proved to be too mean.
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︎ May 13 2021
What do you call a group of kangaroos?
A gangaroo.
Credit: friendβs kid.
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︎ Apr 15 2021
I recently joined a support group for people who talk a lot.
We call ourselves On and On Anon.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
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︎ Apr 14 2021
A Jewish man was making tea for a group of his friends
Everyone enjoyed the tea that he brew
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︎ Apr 23 2021
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
What do you call a superhero group of transwomen?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
A group of kids is called.....
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︎ Feb 27 2021
My friend told me he's going to try to get a large group of wolves to separate from each other.
There's a lot to unpack there.
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︎ Apr 03 2021
What do you call a large group of aliens?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
If a group of people fall for a prank today
Does that make them April Fools?
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︎ Apr 01 2021
I took a group tour of a milk factory ...
While inside, I took a deep breath and said, "Ahh, nice dairy air!"
The woman next to me strongly disagreed. She didn't have to smack me though ...
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︎ Feb 18 2021
There were a group of elderly people say with their phones.
They repeatedly tapped their screens... Read more
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︎ Feb 25 2021
What do you call a group of Pikachus doing a conga line?
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︎ Feb 08 2021
I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.
They just said "How dairy!"
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︎ Jan 16 2021
How can you identify a group of math teachers?
They're the ones that look like alge-bros.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Yesterday, I saw a group of trees sign a paper
It was a peace βtreeβty.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
(To a group) Ewwww, it smells like somebodyβs deodorant isnβt working...
Donβt look at me, I donβt wear that stuff!
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︎ Mar 03 2021
What do you call a group of baby soldiers?
An infantry
Side note: I will be a first time father at the end of March. I am proud to join the dad joke ranks, my wife and son will learn to appreciate the content from this subreddit π¬
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︎ Dec 31 2020
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
A group of ant's working together is called
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︎ Jan 30 2021
If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?
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︎ Mar 26 2020
What do you call a well trained group of people wearing glasses
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︎ Jan 29 2021
A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.
βSorry, Iβm a little behind.β
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︎ Oct 30 2020
A group in Denmark is trying to convince the government to use old Legos to re-pave their highways...
...unfortunately, they've been running into a lot of road blocks.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
There is a group of people that always ends things...
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︎ Nov 29 2020
In a group chat with my girlfriend and her dad and he sent this
https://imgur.com/a/zLeRYMp
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?
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︎ Sep 26 2020
How could you describe a group of chess grandmasters bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards
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︎ Dec 17 2020
I told a group of storm troopers βHappy Pew Year....β
But they totally missed the punchline.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
What do you call a group of killer whales?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
I was attacked by a group of mimes
They did unspeakable things!
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︎ Feb 01 2021
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What do you call a group of whales play instruments?
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