What do you call a group of deaf people?

I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BowelMovementator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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I got assaulted by a group of mimes.

It was horrific. They did unspeakable things.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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What do you call a group of Lynx?

A chain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/concerned_cad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2021
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A group of geese is a gaggle, agroup of rats: a mischief, a murder of crows, bats a colony and men a crowd. What's a group of batmen?

An orphanage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayjay3078
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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What do you call a group of sad journalists?

Depress

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omarisbomb
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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A group of friends were walking around the beach looking to find a hotel to stay but they were all booked except for one, one of them said:

"Guys, that's our last resort."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mental_Shine8098
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"

She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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A group of physicists came to my restaurant today, ate then explained what the force required to accelerate a mass of one gram at a rate of one centimeter per second squared is. Then when my attention was elsewhere, they all left, leaving behind a bunch of hyphens...

I should have known they'd dyne and dash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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What do you call a group of Norseman that only drink 7.5oz Pepsis?

The Mini-soda Vikings

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πŸ‘€︎ u/digitaldash2
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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What do you call a group of pandas?

An embarrassement.

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πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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There once was a large group of people that were fascinated by statistics.

The group ended when they proved to be too mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A gangaroo.

Credit: friend’s kid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redflats
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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I recently joined a support group for people who talk a lot.

We call ourselves On and On Anon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Winfinity
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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I had to carry a group of crows once.

It was murder on my back!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ripMyTime0192
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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A Jewish man was making tea for a group of his friends

Everyone enjoyed the tea that he brew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tricky021993
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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What do you call a superhero group of transwomen?

Ex-men

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abowlofspicyramen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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A group of kids is called.....

A migraine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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My friend told me he's going to try to get a large group of wolves to separate from each other.

There's a lot to unpack there.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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What do you call a large group of aliens?

b-liens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theosimpact
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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If a group of people fall for a prank today

Does that make them April Fools?

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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I took a group tour of a milk factory ...

While inside, I took a deep breath and said, "Ahh, nice dairy air!"

The woman next to me strongly disagreed. She didn't have to smack me though ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyle1775
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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There were a group of elderly people say with their phones.

They repeatedly tapped their screens... Read more

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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What do you call a group of Pikachus doing a conga line?

A chu-chu train!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PiRRoundNotSquare
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.

They just said "How dairy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ratbas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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How can you identify a group of math teachers?

They're the ones that look like alge-bros.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Yesterday, I saw a group of trees sign a paper

It was a peace β€œtree”ty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THISISWARDUDE
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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(To a group) Ewwww, it smells like somebody’s deodorant isn’t working...

Don’t look at me, I don’t wear that stuff!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What do you call a group of baby soldiers?

An infantry

Side note: I will be a first time father at the end of March. I am proud to join the dad joke ranks, my wife and son will learn to appreciate the content from this subreddit 😬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Thong-Song
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.

I’ll be Bach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grindler9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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A group of ant's working together is called

Antibodies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k8lin70
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?

Annoying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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What do you call a well trained group of people wearing glasses

Spec Ops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Its_me_thatguy361
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.

β€œSorry, I’m a little behind.”

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A group in Denmark is trying to convince the government to use old Legos to re-pave their highways...

...unfortunately, they've been running into a lot of road blocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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There is a group of people that always ends things...

Finnish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuryOfHell
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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In a group chat with my girlfriend and her dad and he sent this

https://imgur.com/a/zLeRYMp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/syncopatedsouls
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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How could you describe a group of chess grandmasters bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atltop5150
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLama27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I told a group of storm troopers β€œHappy Pew Year....”

But they totally missed the punchline.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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What do you call a group of killer whales?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timbillyosu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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I was attacked by a group of mimes

They did unspeakable things!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What do you call a group of whales play instruments?

An Orcastra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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