We are having a penis painting themed birthday party for a friend. I have run dry on puns in this category. Looking for a good pun to name the group. Thank you in advance
What is the one group of people that just never get angry?
A group of thieves stole the wheels off the patrol cars at the local police precinct.
Officers have been working tirelessly to find the suspects.
I'm in a group called The Palindromes....
Our 1st single is going to be, "If I had a Hifi?"
Did you hear about the crossword experts that prevented a group of people from jumping off a bridge?
They got 6 Down and 3 Across.
A group of monks where removed from the scene in front of the Playboy Mansion, where they were insistently trying to sell flowers to people entering or leaving the premises. One monk informed us that, "We would be pursuing this in court but,
Only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars."
My daughter’s teacher called me yesterday to tell me that my child’s vocabulary was exceptional for her age group. She was even able to define the word plentiful.
I told her, “thank you that means a lot”
Have you ever hear of the group 68°
They are like 98° but cooler.
What is the Grinch's favorite musical group?
Just been asked by a group of kids outside the Spar shop if I would get them 20 Richmonds.
Stupidly I agreed and got them a packet.
When I handed them over, I couldn’t believe the abuse I got off the cheeky little bastards after doing it!! Told them next time they can get their own sausages!!
Last night a group if men broke into the zoo and stole several frogs from the amphibian exibit.
Police are currently searching for the individuals that kermit-ed this crime.
You know the group 'Peter, Paul and Mary'?
Well, had Mary been called Robin,
seeing how Paul's bald,
'Peter, Paul and Mary' might well have been called:
'Robin, Peter, Toupée Paul'
A group of linguists discussed what the word for the time between dawn and dusk should be
After a long, difficult discussion they decided to call it a day.
I went to a bar and there was a group of people in a queue ready to swing off on me one after the other...
That was the punch line..
Did you hear about the magician who got jailed for changing his group of ravens into a group of crows?
He was arrested for "conspiracy to murder".
Why do the cows clump together in groups on the field?
I don't know, tis beef huddling.
I’ve been cleaning robes for the church singing group...
...but that’s just bleaching for the choir
-My Dad
You know what I do when the players in my D&D group make dad jokes?
Why did the group of ferrets cross the road?
Why was the farmer banned from his Facebook group?
He posted a clip containing hard pour corn.
Why was the tall chicken rejected from the group?
Because he was ostrich-sized
A guy walks into a bar and immediately sees a group of people queued up to hit him in the face.
Yep, that was the punch line.
Somebody was telling a group how he had two root canals done in the last week ...
And I blurted out "if you two root canals isn't that just a canal?"
Proudest I've ever been of a joke that fell flat
How does the group that drives The Mystery Machine make their drinks cold?
The three little pigs and the big bad wolf have put aside their differences to form a comedy group.
The first two pigs are okay, but the third pig has very strong material, and the wolf knows how to bring down the house.
A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
What did the lonely square say to the group of rectangles?
"All I want is to be long."
Serious question for the group…. What’s the secret to a good elevator pitch?
…It has to work on many levels.
The most common blood group is type P.
Calculating the average age of a group of wolves
Do they call it pack age?
You know what the most curious group of characters is?
As of today the seven dwarfs have been advised they can only meet in groups of six
What happened to the old man who put a community church group together?
What was the mathematician music group called?
What do you call a group of men discussing geometry on the beach, on a sunny day?
Did you know there's a religious group who Hates the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy?
They're the Haitin' Christian Sons.
An old wise man was leading a group of kids through the woods
He was teaching the children how to identify trees. When they came across one tree, he said,
"Do you know how you can tell this is a dogwood tree children?"
None responded. All looked puzzled.
"You can tell by it's bark!" He said laughing.
At least one kid rolled her eyes.
A group of bees were traveling down the highway and pulled off to get gas.
Most went to the Gulf station but one went to the Esso station which goes to prove that there’s an Esso bee in every crowd.
Why did the FBI arrest the Peace Lily crime group?
They had an inside plant.
What is the most disgusting group of nations in the world?
Did you know that Muslims were the LOWEST impacted religious group of people in the pandemic?
They've always required mosques
People say biker gangs, mafia groups, and billionaires run this country. Wrong. It's the head of the dairy lobby.
Ninja brings his younger brother to the secret ninja group,
And say's: He's ready,
The Master says: He can't,
Older brother: Shuriken.
Most famous group to ever split up, back in the day?
What do you call the elite group of undead, sent to retrieve the souls who escape from Hades?
A group of physicists came to my restaurant today, ate then explained what the force required to accelerate a mass of one gram at a rate of one centimeter per second squared is. Then when my attention was elsewhere, they all left, leaving behind a bunch of hyphens...
I should have known they'd dyne and dash.
A group of monks selling flowers in front of the playboy mansion was just escorted off the property by the owner.
After all, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
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