The money is great. I'm on knights next week.
Rookie mistake
I told him to checkmate.
"Once a pawn a time..."
I'm currently working knights.
They use a check, mate
It is the most straight-forward
It de pawns, mon.
Because they were in a board game.
Because they think every check is check mate
Edit: No matter how good you are at chess the chicken is just going to knock over the pieces and poop on the board.
My friend got a new job as a chess piece maker and asked me to give him a lift on his first morning.
After an hour, he phoned me to pick him up as he had quit.
I asked him "Why have you quit so soon?"
He replied "I have been put straight on knights"
Usher at a baseball game last night was telling some of us that he had gone to play chess with his son, but some of the small pieces were missing.
Turns to a couple ladies, "do either of you know where I can find a pawn shop?"
They groaned. My girlfriend groaned. I laughed hysterically and shot water out of my nose.
My cat was climbing on the coffee table where my family has a nice chess set setup. He knocked a piece over, and my dad said,
D: "That's in illegal move, kitty!"
Me: "No it's not, he knocked the king over which means he forfeited the game."
D: "Oh, yeah, that is a legal move!"
Me: "Would you say it was a PUSSY of a move?"
| | Mom: "I'm not ready for this so early in the morning"
The money is good.
I'm on knights this week.
I'm currently working knights
I work mostly at knights.
