Chess Set Puns

A list of puns related to "Chess Set"

A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set

Goddamn those big game hunters

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👤︎ u/PissYourTits
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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I sold a Chess set to my friend. He asked if all the pieces were there.

I told him to checkmate.

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👤︎ u/FightBackFitness
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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I thought I checkmated my dad with my new glass set in chess...

But he saw right through it

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👤︎ u/CGballin
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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A friend and I went into business selling chess sets. During Christmas, we have to both work and ring people up at the register...

She's my check mate.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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So, I ate this chess set. It was horrible. I took it back to the shop.

I said "This is stale, mate." He said "Are you sure?" I said "Check, mate".

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👤︎ u/Swarv3
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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Had to return my chocolate chess set to Thornton's

Me: I demand a refund!

Assistant: what's wrong with it?

Me: It's stale mate.

Assistant: Surely not?

Me: Check mate.

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👤︎ u/occasionallylurking
📅︎ May 08 2019
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This joke is rather pawny.

I was walking down the street when I found a gold chess set lying on the ground. I don't really need it, so I might just pawn it.

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👤︎ u/DReinholdtsen
📅︎ Apr 20 2019
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