The money is good.
I'm on knights this week.
Rookie mistake
I told him to checkmate.
"Once a pawn a time..."
I'm currently working knights.
They use a check, mate
It is the most straight-forward
It de pawns, mon.
Because they were in a board game.
Because they think every check is check mate
Edit: No matter how good you are at chess the chicken is just going to knock over the pieces and poop on the board.
My friend got a new job as a chess piece maker and asked me to give him a lift on his first morning.
After an hour, he phoned me to pick him up as he had quit.
I asked him "Why have you quit so soon?"
He replied "I have been put straight on knights"
Usher at a baseball game last night was telling some of us that he had gone to play chess with his son, but some of the small pieces were missing.
Turns to a couple ladies, "do either of you know where I can find a pawn shop?"
They groaned. My girlfriend groaned. I laughed hysterically and shot water out of my nose.
I'm currently working knights
I work mostly at knights.
