I googled "missing medieval servant"...
And it came back: "page not found"
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
A medieval lawyer lost his license and became instead an insult musician for taverns...
His stage name "Diss-Bard"
I accidentally sat on a medieval stained glass window at the antique store...
That was a royal pane in the ass.
I wouldn't trust medieval executioners in today's world.
They are prepared to kill people, simply to get a head.
For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England...
... guess you could say he sleighed it
Now days, people don't use the name Lance very often
In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot
Did you know that medieval kings and queens were carried...
What do you call a medieval airplane builder?
What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?
I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
Which medieval line of work has been the most let down throughout history?
I got into an argument with a friend about what the best medieval weapon was. I said the Warhammer, he said the Mace. It got so heated we are currently not speaking to each other...
Talk about blunt force drama.
What do you call a medieval spearman who is self employed?
What do you call a medieval horse in the army
I wanted to name my son Lance, but my wife said it was too uncommon.
I told her that in medieval days, people were named Lance a lot.
What do you call a medieval bank worker?
What do you ask a medieval crustacean when you want them to feel the music?
Art thou feeling it now Mr. krabs?
What do you call a drunk medieval poet?
[Request] pubs involving medieval terms
Hey all. I work at a place that sells medieval and Renaissance themed clothing, weapons, and armour. We are beginning to sell snacks in the breakroom for employees (sans vending machine) and I want to call the "shop" something silly/ridiculous. Ye Olde Snack Shack just won't cut it, I want a good pun in there.
Don't hesitate to use fantasy inspired ideas either. I wanted to go with The Dragon's Hoard, but would rather have something funny as well!
Ever notice how there aren’t many people named Lance these days?
Back in medieval times people used to be named Lancelot.
My last chess game went a bit medieval.
We both went for the castle.
Back in medieval times, they used to make computer mice out of the poop of giant flame breathing reptiles...
...surely you've heard of the "dragon drop" interface.
For several days each month, some friends and I get together, play instruments and sing in a medieval style.
I guess you could call it my minstrel period.
I went to a dad-joke competition at Medieval Times last weekend..
They called it the Game of Groans.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn’t think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
I googled the phrase "missing medieval servant".
It came back with "page not found".
In present times not many people name their son Lance
But in medieval they were named Lance a lot
I googled the phrase “missing medieval servant”.
It came back with “page not found”.
Lance is a pretty uncommon name these days
But in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.
I tried to Google "medieval servant boy"
It came back: "page not found"
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays
But in medieval times people were named Lance a lot
I wanted to name our child Lance, but my wife said is was too uncommon
... I told her that in medieval days, people were named Lance a lot.
Lance isn’t a very common name these days...
but in medieval times, people use to be named Lance a lot.
Nowadays, Lance isn't a very popular name.
But in medieval times, people were called Lance a lot.
if you Google lost medieval servant boy,
it comes back with this page cannot be found.
Lance is a fairly uncommon name nowadays,
but in medieval times, people were called Lance a lot.
Lance isn't a common name these days
But in medieval times people were named Lancelot
Not too many people named lance these days
But in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.
Saw on Facebook thought I’d share.
Lance is an uncommon name
But during medieval times, people were named Lance a lot
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays.
But in the medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.
I googled missing medieval servant today
It came back, Error 404 page not found
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