Why is the time period from 476 - 800 ad known as Dark Ages?

Because it was the time of knights.

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How much electricity was saved during the Dark Ages?
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Why is dark written with a K not a C?

Because you can't C in the dark

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We all know it
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There was a time before electricity believe it or not.

It was a dark time.

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Think of a number between 5 and 15. Multiply by 2, add 3, and subtract 7 from the answer. Now close your eyes.

Dark, isn’t it?

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A dad poem

Ladies and gentleman, Hoboes and tramps, Cross-eyed beetles, And bow-legged ants. Pull up a seat, And sit on the floor.

I'm going to tell you a story I know nothing about.

One dark day, In the middle of the night. Two dead boys, They stood up to fight.

Back to back They faced each other. Drew their swords, And shot each other. The deaf policeman heard it all, She came to shoot those two dead boys.

Don't believe this lie is true? Go ahead, ask the blind man. He saw it, too.

//Don't know who to credit this, it's a poem my parents taught me at a young age.

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A older man was slowly becoming sicker and sicker as time went on....

The man never took it seriously at first, he figured he was just getting older and blamed it on age.

After a few weeks, the man has developed an incredible frequent and annoying cough.
His wife is annoyed and is constantly telling him to go the doctor, but the man kept refusing.

One day during an argument, his wife has had it with his coughing and hacking and tells him "Im making a bet, if this damn coughin kills you i'm writing ' I told you so' on your tombstone!"
The man laughs her off since they both have a twisted sense of humor, and tells her its a deal, if the coughin kills him she can carve that.
The man continues on for another week

One day the man is out going for a walk through his neighborhood, when a freak accident occurs between a truck carrying coffins and a car, which results in a coffin flying off the truck, tragically landing on the old man and kills him.

Later at his funeral, his wife makes a very odd request to have them carve "I told you so" on his headstone.

When the caretaker asks her why she wants to do this, she tells him about their dark humor, and fills him in on the bet they recently made.
The caretaker is touched by the story, and agrees to do it for her, because in the end,

It was that damn coffin that killed him

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Electricity joke over dinner

Me, jokingly to my mother, "what did they do to pass the time before television and radio?"

Mother - I don't know, people probably held scrolls up to the candle light because there was no electricity

Dad - That's why they called it the Dark Ages dear.

My father and I were the only ones who appreciated that one.

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Why was it called the dark ages?

Because of all the knights.

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They called it the dark ages

Because there was so many knights

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Why do they call it the dark ages?

Because there’s so many knights!

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Why was it called the dark ages?

Because of all the knights.

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Why is it called the Dark Age?

Because of all the Knights.

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Why were the dark ages called the dark ages?

There were too many knights.

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Why were the dark ages called the dark ages?

There were too many knights.

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Why do they call the middle ages the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why is it called the Dark Age?

Because of all the Knights.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Do you know why the Middle Ages are also called the Dark Ages?

Because there were too many knights!

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Why were the Middle Ages also called Dark Ages?

Because there were too many knights

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Why do they call the middle ages the dark ages?

Because there were so many Knights.

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Why were the middle ages called dark ages?

Because there were too many knights

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