What do people in gothic buildings do with mouthwash?

They gargoyle it.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
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Got my girlfriend earlier with a Gothic music dad joke

Walking through the supermarket and talking with the missus about something or other, when she laid me an opportunity on a plate.

Her - "I'm just not gonna tell her. No need to deal with the hassle - the prevention is better than the cure."

Me - "Really? I've never heard them before. Any songs you'd recommend?"

It took a second for her to figure out what I meant, and I ended up with a kick up the arse for it, but it was worth it regardless.

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A man tried to sell me a coffin today...

I said: "That's the last thing I need."

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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What is the name of that crossdressing store at the mall?

Susan B. Anthony

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