The translator of this book I'm reading couldn't find the pun in the original language imgur.com/G4IVPvJ
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What's 'translator' in French?
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My dad and I were working on a job site and our translator didn't show

Dad: The guy who can speak Spanish didn't show up Me:If you cant speak Spanish speak Russian(some of the workers were Russian) Dad: Why would speaking faster make a difference?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IrrationalForza
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ton fils sΓ©rieux?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir
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Just spent $300 on hiring a limousine and discovered the fee doesn't include a driver.

Can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffer it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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A long time ago, I translated pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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This one is in spanish, but I’ll translate also!!

ΒΏQuΓ© dijo la gallina de un lado del camino a la gallina del otro lado del camino?

β€œΒ‘PA’CA! Β‘PA’CA!”

English:

What did the chicken on one side of the road say to the chicken on the other side of the road?

β€œOver here! Over here!”

(β€œPa’ca” means β€œover here” in colloquial Spanish)

(I’m of Cuban descent for reference)

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How do you know the French Onion is Canadian?

Because the oignon est!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5hred
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Hey Google! Translate β€œΒΏComo estas frijole Coca Cola?” into English.

Google: Ok... But you’re not gonna like it...

β€œHowya bean pop?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Sweet revenge:) (also the edit is because I had to translate the message so sorry about that)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnderJus
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Credit: instagram.com/etheriality
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicksterTV
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My son asked: β€œDad, have you seen my sunglasses?”

I replied: β€œNo son, but have you seen my dad glasses?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wasntmyproudest
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Name woes... translation: imagine the difficulty when she is ashes what her name is by French people..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slipstreme
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nay
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bitchyswiftie
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Leek in the boat
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I ran over 5 miles today

Like, what are the odds they were all named Miles? Crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J3ST3RR
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Que es un oso enojado?

Un furiOSO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unsavorytattoos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I asked my French friend if he knew what the word "pipi" translated to in English...

He said, "oui, wee."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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He mammad his last a-mia.
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I have started freezing different objects at -273.15Β°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.

I call it the 0k boomer experiment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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I tried to catch a handful of steam

But I mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vaultboy65
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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A Dutch pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LittleKidLover10
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A guy says he taught his dog Morse code. "Aye right Show me." Mate says. Guy turns to dog and asks "who's been a good boy then?" Dog uses paw on ground. Tap tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap tap tap pause tap. "what he say?" Mate asks

"woof" guy replies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedDogBoyMark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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you will be ,Lost in Translation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/heusenleo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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A man and a women order a McDonalds

The man orders a Big Mac and a large fries. His wife orders a single cheeseburger. When the woman finishes her burger she glances at her husband. He has finished his burger and is moving onto the fries.

Still hungry, she looks at the fries and asks, 'Do you mind if I have a couple?'

He sighs and says, 'I suppose so,'

So she reaches over and takes a handful. The husband turns to her and asks, 'Is that a German couple?'

Confused, she responds, 'What is a German couple?'

He says, 'nein' as he slides his food out of her reach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joe4nna
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What do you call it when a transgender interpreter is late to work?

Translate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PO5IT1VE
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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This translates to "Wake me up" in slide imgur.com/tDhj3lA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dublekfx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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β€œIs this the Spanish word for β€˜nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.

β€œSi, estΓ‘.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SDM0102
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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The French translation of this brand is an intentional English pun
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German children are kinder
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pogo_hobo
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We got a 3 yo dad in our house

My 3 year old brother came up to me (and everyone else in the house several times each) to tell a joke he made up (translated from Turkish but works in English anyway).

3yo: Do you need to go to the bathroom (a question we ask him frequently)?

Me: No

3yo: Are you sure?

Me: Yes?

3yo: Oh, hi Sure!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akc1999
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Germans have a word for everything..

It is "alles".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-jFk-
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If a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it

It means my illegal logging business is a success

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taylorgs12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Since Ilium was another name of Troy, and -ad means "story of" in Ancient Greek, the correct translation of Iliad would be:

Troy Story.

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The Toyota Nova, in Spanish, translates directly to "Toyota No Go".

It's probably why they didn't sell many in Latin America.

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I hate that this made me laugh
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Before I moved to America my son said that my name would translate to Something bad.

So I changed it to Algo MΓ‘s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skeye_drake21
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This one (translated from German) will have you groaning!

Eins -> one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Fart_Liquids
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Harry Potter fan base in a nutshell.
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True fact: Before the crowbar was invented....

....most crows drank at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rodunk
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Bridge ahead
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πŸ‘€︎ u/d13n3m4n
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A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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A long time ago, I translated pre-classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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Years ago, I had a job translating pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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