Dad: The guy who can speak Spanish didn't show up Me:If you cant speak Spanish speak Russian(some of the workers were Russian) Dad: Why would speaking faster make a difference?
Can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffer it.
It feels like ancient history.
¿Qué dijo la gallina de un lado del camino a la gallina del otro lado del camino?
“¡PA’CA! ¡PA’CA!”
English:
What did the chicken on one side of the road say to the chicken on the other side of the road?
“Over here! Over here!”
(“Pa’ca” means “over here” in colloquial Spanish)
(I’m of Cuban descent for reference)
Because the oignon est!
Google: Ok... But you’re not gonna like it...
“Howya bean pop?”
I replied: “No son, but have you seen my dad glasses?”
Like, what are the odds they were all named Miles? Crazy.
He said, "oui, wee."
I call it the 0k boomer experiment.
"woof" guy replies
The man orders a Big Mac and a large fries. His wife orders a single cheeseburger. When the woman finishes her burger she glances at her husband. He has finished his burger and is moving onto the fries.
Still hungry, she looks at the fries and asks, 'Do you mind if I have a couple?'
He sighs and says, 'I suppose so,'
So she reaches over and takes a handful. The husband turns to her and asks, 'Is that a German couple?'
Confused, she responds, 'What is a German couple?'
He says, 'nein' as he slides his food out of her reach.
Translate.
“Si, está.”
My 3 year old brother came up to me (and everyone else in the house several times each) to tell a joke he made up (translated from Turkish but works in English anyway).
3yo: Do you need to go to the bathroom (a question we ask him frequently)?
Me: No
3yo: Are you sure?
Me: Yes?
3yo: Oh, hi Sure!
It means my illegal logging business is a success
Troy Story.
It's probably why they didn't sell many in Latin America.
So I changed it to Algo Más.
Eins -> one
....most crows drank at home.
It feels like ancient history.
It feels like ancient history.
It feels like ancient history.
