See you later, alligator.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coopstar07
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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"See you later, alligator!" "In a while, crocodile."

"OK man, caiman"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnfieldAnonymous
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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My 4 year old brought home an updated "See you later alligator" from daycare this week.

He said "See you later, Alligator!", I started to reply with the usual "in a while, crocodile" but he beat me to it with "don't forget your toilet paper!"

So proud, he'll crank a few dad jokes put when he has children of his own!

It might be old (this is reddit!) but I never heard it before, I wish I knew that one as a kid!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rohboat3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2016
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Praefectus27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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Just got my fiance while watching "Planet Earth"

We were just on the couch watching an episode of "Planet Earth" and during a scene about animals in rivers, she asks me,

"What's the difference an alligator and a crocodile?" in all earnest.

Immediately I replied, "one you see later, and the other you see in a while."

I got the DIRTIEST look after it took a second for the joke to hit home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PastaFazool
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2016
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I was unsure how to spot the difference between crocodiles and alligators

If you approach them head on, a crocodile will see you in a while, but an alligator will see you later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oscariscerycool
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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Our company VP just hit the executive suite with this one...

You know how you can tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? ...One will see you later, the other will see you in a while.

Me being the only other dad in the room silently chuckled while the other 3 non-dad executives let out an audible groan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ih8YourCat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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A family goes to a zoo

They see a lot of animals such as giraffes, lions etc. Finally the come across a cage with alligators, next to them they see a sign that says there will be a show with the alligators later. They decide that they will come back later to see it. Before walking away dad glances at the alligators and says: "See you later alligator"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFearItself
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Went to the zoo with my parents

My dad says, "you know how to tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?" I say "oh god, how?" He says, "one will see you later, and one is after a while" Thanks dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/person1234man
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2016
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Did you know? You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebatmunk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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You can distinguish between an alligator and a crocodiles by paying attention to whether the animals sees you later or in a while
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OMEN786
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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Do you know how to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

If you see it later it’s an alligator. If you see it in a while it’s a crocodile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amberlieyt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Difference between alligator and crocodile

You can tell the difference between alligator and crocodile if you see it later or in a while.

Not mine, hope it's not a repost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erdit1234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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