Later Alligator Puns

Sorry not a joke but need some new replies other than, In a while crocodile

"OK man, caiman"

He said "See you later, Alligator!", I started to reply with the usual "in a while, crocodile" but he beat me to it with "don't forget your toilet paper!"

So proud, he'll crank a few dad jokes put when he has children of his own!

It might be old (this is reddit!) but I never heard it before, I wish I knew that one as a kid!

Bison.

We were just on the couch watching an episode of "Planet Earth" and during a scene about animals in rivers, she asks me,

"What's the difference an alligator and a crocodile?" in all earnest.

Immediately I replied, "one you see later, and the other you see in a while."

I got the DIRTIEST look after it took a second for the joke to hit home.

If you approach them head on, a crocodile will see you in a while, but an alligator will see you later

You know how you can tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? ...One will see you later, the other will see you in a while.

Me being the only other dad in the room silently chuckled while the other 3 non-dad executives let out an audible groan.

They see a lot of animals such as giraffes, lions etc. Finally the come across a cage with alligators, next to them they see a sign that says there will be a show with the alligators later. They decide that they will come back later to see it. Before walking away dad glances at the alligators and says: "See you later alligator"

We went with our 2 boys. Leaving the alligator exhibit, she said to our older son, "Say, 'Bye, alligators!'"

... At which I loudly huffed and vehemently pointed out the missed opportunity.

"I mean, 'see ya later, alligators!'"

My dad says, "you know how to tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?" I say "oh god, how?" He says, "one will see you later, and one is after a while" Thanks dad

I work in logistics and occasionally get great excuses for why truckers are late to deliver. Today a guy called in an explained he hit an alligator and blew out some tires. My buddy's response: "Sounds like he had a rare run in with the You'll Be Later Alligator. Unless it was actually an It'll Be Awhile Crocodile."

If you see it later it’s an alligator. If you see it in a while it’s a crocodile.

You can tell the difference between alligator and crocodile if you see it later or in a while.

Not mine, hope it's not a repost.