"OK man, caiman"
He said "See you later, Alligator!", I started to reply with the usual "in a while, crocodile" but he beat me to it with "don't forget your toilet paper!"
So proud, he'll crank a few dad jokes put when he has children of his own!
It might be old (this is reddit!) but I never heard it before, I wish I knew that one as a kid!
We were just on the couch watching an episode of "Planet Earth" and during a scene about animals in rivers, she asks me,
"What's the difference an alligator and a crocodile?" in all earnest.
Immediately I replied, "one you see later, and the other you see in a while."
I got the DIRTIEST look after it took a second for the joke to hit home.
If you approach them head on, a crocodile will see you in a while, but an alligator will see you later
You know how you can tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? ...One will see you later, the other will see you in a while.
Me being the only other dad in the room silently chuckled while the other 3 non-dad executives let out an audible groan.
They see a lot of animals such as giraffes, lions etc. Finally the come across a cage with alligators, next to them they see a sign that says there will be a show with the alligators later. They decide that they will come back later to see it. Before walking away dad glances at the alligators and says: "See you later alligator"
My dad says, "you know how to tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?" I say "oh god, how?" He says, "one will see you later, and one is after a while" Thanks dad
If you see it later it’s an alligator. If you see it in a while it’s a crocodile.
You can tell the difference between alligator and crocodile if you see it later or in a while.
Not mine, hope it's not a repost.
