My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said โ€˜James, Charles and Li Zhaoโ€™ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said โ€˜Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/yeetyboi8787
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Last night LeBron James purposely farted on a referee...

He was given a fragrant foul.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hexyl68
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Jamaica

I was on a walk with my Dad last night and our conversation reached the topic of James Bond films.

Dad: "I've been to the place where they filmed the crocodile stunt in Live and Let Die."

Me: "Jamaica?"

Dad: "No, she came of her own accord"

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