I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all. β€œHow much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me. β€œNothing” I slurred. β€œLook at me!” she shouted. β€œIt’s either me or the pub, which one is it?”

I paused for a second while I thought and said, β€œIt’s you. I can tell by the voice.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Had too many drinks at the pub last night, so the lads suggested I leave the car there and take the bus home.

Turns out I was in no fit state to drive it home either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Sat at the PC gaming last night and a bloody book hit me on the head!

I only have my shelf to blame!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant last night?

Battered Fish Everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beastieboys1987
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Last night at dinner, we were eating sushi, so I asked my wife, "What do you call refusing to incriminate your salmon?"

She swung and missed (getting to "Pleading the fifth" before eventually ending up at "Salmon the fifth?").

Then my 5-year-old daughter asked, "What was the first word you said?" and when told it was "Pleading," she said, "It would be 'Pleading the FISH'!"

I've never been so proud of her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshSamBob
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I ordered a giant duck at a fancy restaurant last night.

The bill was huge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__teju
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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I got my first senior discount at the seafood restaurant last night.

It smelled good but it tasted like caarp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guru_in_flannel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Last night there was a break-in at the pencil factory, theives stole everything...

...police are still looking for leads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Interviewer: What did you do at your last job?

Me: I played video games

Interviewer: Why were you terminated?

Me: I played video games.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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So i pulled this one off at dinner last night

Story tme: Last night, my family went to a fancy steak dinner to celebrate a bunch of stuff, and i was pulling my normal dad jokes, when I thought of the best one yet. So, i told everyone i thought of a great joke and was waiting for the steaks to arrive to tell it. They thanked me for warning them.

Cue steaks arriving and I pull an ice cube out of my glass of water and put it on my steak, saying:

Y'know, this is just icing on the steak!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blaidd_Golau
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Take a look at this conversation I had last night
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πŸ‘€︎ u/diabadcat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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At the last buffet I went to, I ate two plates.

I wish I would have found the food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I saw a cyclist riding close to a steep cliff. He hit some gravel and veered away from the road toward the precipice. At the last minute he saved himself by jumping from his bike.

For a moment, I thought he was gone with the Schwinn.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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There was a huge fire at the circus last night!

It was in tents!

Source: facebook Dad Jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Last night at the ATM, An old lady asked me to help check her balance

So i pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I hung there, wondering if someone would cut me down at the last second.

The suspense was killing me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strawbalicious
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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While having dinner last night, my daughter looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?" Proudly, I replied, "Yes, my little princess, yes I am!"

She continued, "That's because mommy put you in charge, right?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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My son seemed really upset that he came in last at the Karate competition.

He was kicking himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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I am staying at a hotel and watched a great movie last night with lots of cowboys, gunfights, and drinking.

It was the Best Western I’ve ever seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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I was at a party last night, waiting my turn to get to the punch bowl.

Everyone was being very polite, patient and not barging in.

Even between the laughing and joking, the women in front of me insisted that we swap places, so I could get mine first.

I thought to myself at last a decent punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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So I travel around my country at the weekend taking photo graphs last week I was in London it was amazing I could almost say it was a...
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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I saw Pinocchio do stand-up at a comedy club last night.

I’m not going to lie, his jokes were a little wooden. Boy...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/junipurrberry
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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I broke my hand last week, at the hospital thinking it was permanently damaged, I asked the Doctor if I’d be able to play guitar. He replied β€œYes, after you’ve taken time to heal”

I was ecstatic, I’ve always wanted to know how to play.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reptarticle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Danger, Fear, and Panic came knocking at my door. It'd been ten years since the last visit, and all holding clipboards, were ready to begin the inquisition. Nervously, I opened the door and prepared myself to answer their calling.

"Sense us."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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At the bar last night, sat and talked with a nice girl from Africa for hours in her native language ...

... we just clicked.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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I got my hair cut last week. I thought it was too short at the time...

... But now it's growing on me.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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I stayed at a hotel last night and came home with bed bugs!

I mite stay there again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.

I now have a terminal hangover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/het_bob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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What do you call hastily done noodles at the last minute?

Cramen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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My parents went out last night, came home like at 2 am

They are late boomers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_WhatUpDoc_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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I arrived early at the restaurant last night. β€œDo you mind waiting for a bit?” The manager asked. β€œNot at all” I replied.

β€œGood, take these lasagnas to table 6” he said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I saw that a local dog owner drowned at sea last night

His good buoy couldn't save him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Last week at the zoo, I saw a baguette in a cage.

It made me sad, because I knew it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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At last I found some concrete IT support

https://i.imgur.com/xKsNWyA.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seppoteurastaja
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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My boss yelled at me the other day, β€œYou’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?"

I said, "Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnydarko-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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I saw a quintet of starfish at the bar last night.

Pretty good band, five stars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jewsafrewski
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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I still have the inflatable santa from last year at the front of the house.

I didn't want to let it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ideaglobal94
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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My good friend drowned while at the beach last month. I tearfully placed a life preserver on his coffin at the funeral.

It's what he would've wanted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rogue-_-robot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I was sat next to an insurance salesman at a Robbie Williams last night.

And through it all, he offered me protection!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmak13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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"Hey, aren't you the guy who did that great Shaggy impersonation at karaoke last night?"

"It wasn't me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/durgwin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/szaboszobo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Stop looking at Reddit and get a piece of paper and write the second last letter of the alphabet.

If you do it you'll see why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bobzingy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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At the bar last night "you two should do a duet karaoke song"

Me: "She won't Du et"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chriskj2006
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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He espresso’d himself well in the last part. Not bitter at all!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gehhhh
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Did you see those carpenters at the party last night?

They really knew how to raise the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhapsodygreen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Last night I lost my watch at a party.

Later on I saw some guy harassing a woman while standing on it, so I walked up and punched him in the face.

Nobody does that to a woman.... not on my watch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bakxr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Last time I was at the ocean

A friend asked me to tell it hello as they missed it. It didn't say anything back it just waved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SheikahTribesman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Last Sunday I ran a 5K at a clothing-optional resort.

When I told my coworker she asked how can men run naked without wearing any support.

Of course I said, it isn't hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReverendKen
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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was sleeping at my girlfriends place last night, her dad wouldn’t let us sleep in the same bed... It made me proper angry because he’s actually really handsome. reddit.com/r/teenagers/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FonnixFTW
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Asked at the hardware store for that paint I saw on sale last week

> -- Which one, Sir?

> -- The kind of brownish reddish one?

> -- Uh, we've never had any reddish browns on sale.

> -- Oh. Then I guess it must have been a... pigment of my imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foobity
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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I went to a dad-joke competition at Medieval Times last weekend..

They called it the Game of Groans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrincessBblgum1
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.

I made a huge splash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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I spent a few hundred bucks at an exposition last weekend.

I can't remember exactly how much but it was a fair amount.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewWhirledOrder
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Two melons flew to Vegas to get married, but one of them called it off at the last minute.

He said, β€œIt may be easy for you to say β€˜hun, I do’, but I cantaloupe.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mhwal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Last night, I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 p.m. and the clock struck midnight.

I thought, β€œSame shit, different day.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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There was a new gal at the vegetarian singles club last night

I'd never seen herbefore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteCubeNinja
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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I was asked in a job interview what I made at my last job.

I said, "Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments."

I didn't get the job Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iTri810
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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My family were out at a Chinese restaurant last night...

Me: "I'll get the roast duck breast please"

Sis: "I'll have the duck legs"

Mom: "I'll get the fried duck wings"

Dad: "I'll get the bill"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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A badass arrested at last.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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Last week I launched a book aimed at 9 12 year olds.

I am proud to say I hit one of them

-Gary delaney

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elrond_Halfelven
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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So I was at the bar last night

and the waitress screamed "Does anyone know CPR??"

I said, "Hell, I know the whole alphabet!"

Everyone laughed... well, everyone except this one guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uesugi_Kenshin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2016
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At the restaurant last night my friend, with idle hands, tore the bill clean in half, "oops."

"That's okay," I said, "I think they accept split bills."

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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At a restaurant last night I tried to order a fancy coffee for dessert

Affogato the name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OohStripey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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At last, a herb related joke.

It's about thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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On my last vacation to the Dakota's, I spent WAY too much at a Native American store known for their elaborate cabinetry facades..

I just had to have a Sioux veneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scotty_gzus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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What did Jesus say at the last supper?

All right, everyone who wants to be in the painting, get on this side of the table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ecodrew
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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I broke it off with your mother while we were at a restaurant in Prague last week. I was worried it would be super awkward.

Fortunately, the restaurant was used to separate czechs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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My friend and I went to a party at Odin's place last night

It was really low key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/All_That_Ass
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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I work at a hardware store with a saw. The manager says, β€œlumber is going to hate me! I fixed the saw last night.”

Queue me enthusiastically from my desk, β€œso what you’re saying is, you saw’ved all their problems?!”

They hate my humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mapkar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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Last night I was finishing up pressure washing my driveway and one neighbor dad drove by and said β€œlookin’ good, great practice for when you do mine this weekend”, and then turned to his wife in the passenger seat laughing hysterically as she looked at him with a blank stare.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheptown
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Pavarotti is resting in peace at last.

Nestled, Dormant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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I saw some fire eaters at the circus last week

it was in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edd-Y
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Last night I was looking up at my ceiling.

Not sure its the best ceiling in the world, but it's up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dexpey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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I drank 2 bottles of water at dinner last night.

My dad told me to get help because I was an aquaholic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhitePeopleGifs
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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Pulled this one at a restaurant last night with my girlfriends family

Waitress: "You guys look like you're slowing down, should I start wrapping?"

Me: "Sure I'll drop a beat"

Everyone at the table just pretended like they didn't hear it except for her grandfather who laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not_Brandon_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2015
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I dressed up as a Soviet penis at a party last Halloween, but no one found it funny...

I was hoping the costume would have a more Commie-dick effect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twisted_Shogun
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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At work last week I had an industrial accident...

I accidently worked thru coffee break.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manicmoose13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Wife called me at work and said she was throwing some steaks in the pan for dinner last night.

I said, what happens if your throw misses? Do they become miss-steaks? Wife hung up the phone.

(True story, actually happened. )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Liquidlino1978
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2016
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My grandmother, a very devout member of the Spiritualist church, used to communicate with departed spirits at her congregation. Unfortunately, she passed away last week. By all accounts, it was a peaceful death.

Perhaps she'll be able to tell me herself at the funeral

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boganic-alcoholic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Last week there was a kidnapping at my school.

We woke him up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyAssIsForReddit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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Last Christmas season, I took my son to see Santa Claus at the mall and he stank of booze and cigarettes.

God knows what Santa must have thought of him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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My dad threw this one at me last night

(Debating on whether or not our dog Buddy can tell time)

"Of course Buddy can tell time! He's a watch dog!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anxious_pizza
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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Last night, at dinner in Mississippi

Last night, here in Mississippi, when I was at dinner, I encountered the strangest woman. She would sip her drink so loudly you could hear it across the room. Then when her soup came out, she brought the bowl to her mouth and took long sips. Then even when they brought out her ice cream dessert, she waited for it to melt and proceeded to sip that too!
When I watched all of this transpire, all that I could think to myself was

"Wow that Miss is sippy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/armyjackson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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Did you hear? There was a murder at the pub last night.

The news report said it happened at a crowbar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottstewart09
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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While having dinner last night, my daughter looked up at me and asked...

"Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?"

Proudly, I replied, "Yes, my little princess, yes I am."

She continued, "That's because mommy put you in charge, right?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2016
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I was looking at my ceiling last night. I certainly don't think it's the best.

But it's up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGreatWhiteMo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2017
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I stayed at a vegan hotel last night...

It was the Radishon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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