Beyoncé Puns

A list of puns related to "Beyoncé"

How do you fix Beyoncé's private plane

Put a wing on it

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👤︎ u/FranticFridge
📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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Me: I think I have a crush on Beyoncé.

Her: Whatever floats your boat.

Me: No. That’s buoyancy.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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Before Beyoncé got married,

she was someone's Feyoncé

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👤︎ u/tekrat
📅︎ Jan 16 2020
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Did you know who Beyoncé was, before she married Jay Z?

His Fiancé

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👤︎ u/vajaybajay
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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I just figured out why Beyoncé’s hair is always blowing in every picture.

It is because she has so many fans.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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Did you hear that Beyoncé bought a department store?

It’s called Jay-Z Penny

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👤︎ u/kingofthediamond
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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Just mentioned to the Mrs that I’ve always had a little bit of a thing for Beyoncé. “whatever floats your boat” she said. “No” I said “that’s buoyancy”
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👤︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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What do you call an injured Beyoncé laying in bed eating ice cream?

A Sorbet

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👤︎ u/philb087
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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Her: I put my phone on silent and now I can’t find it! Me: You should have followed Beyoncé ‘s advice.

If you want it, you should have put a ring on it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 25 2018
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I got tickets to go see Beyoncé the other day

Really excited so called my mate to tell him.

"I didn't think you like that sort of music, but whatever floats your boat I guess", he commented

I replied: "no mate, that's BUOYANCY"!

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👤︎ u/wkm86
📅︎ Jun 15 2017
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There's an amazing Bangladeshi singer who is often compared to Beyoncé

They call her the Bey of Bengal

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👤︎ u/rektcraft2
📅︎ May 23 2016
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When Beyoncé was in her mother's womb...

Her name was Pre-oncé

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👤︎ u/Papatheodorou
📅︎ Sep 19 2017
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Hey dad is your computer a Dell?

Dad: No, it's Beyoncé

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👤︎ u/Moe_Joe21
📅︎ Sep 29 2017
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My Dad on Solange Knowles

Casual dinner conversation.

Sister: Did you know Beyoncé has a sister who is much less successful than her?

Dad: She must be a C or a D-oncé then!

groaning ensues.

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👤︎ u/likethegarden
📅︎ Apr 21 2014
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I told my friend that I liked Beyoncé.

He said "Whatever floats your boat." I said "No, that's buoyancy."

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👤︎ u/CheeseheadDave
📅︎ Mar 15 2017
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What did Jay-Z call Beyoncé before they got married?

Feyoncé

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👤︎ u/enchantdfaerie
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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