Baby Boy Puns

A list of puns related to "Baby Boy"

My wife gave birth to our baby boy otw to the hospital...

We named him Carson.

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👤︎ u/Cromlorde
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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Dad holds baby boy

Baby smiles and starts to coo. "Hai ku, I am dad."

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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What did the father say to his baby boy before killing him with a vacuum cleaner?

Dyson

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👤︎ u/excalibron
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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Shania Twain has given birth to a baby boy.

Choo Choo, was born at 3:30pm today weighing 6lb 8oz.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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My brother and his wife decided to name their baby boy Tinnitus.

He claims it has a nice ring to it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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What did Mommy Spore & Daddy Spore name their first Baby Boy??

FunGus

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👤︎ u/bad11ama
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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MIRACLE: Baby boy birthed on an airplane

Cabin crew says he was air-born.

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👤︎ u/Magnoxx
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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A couple expecting a baby girl made a long list of possible names for a girl child, but only one name in the event that they have a boy. They ended up having a boy.

He was named Justin Case.

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👤︎ u/kilokiilo
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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I have a baby boy named Shane.

Whenever I see him, he makes me happy. I tell him, “You are my son, Shane.”

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👤︎ u/lightningxcookie
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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Seems like only yesterday my brother rang to tell me I was an uncle to a baby boy, and that him and his wife were going to name him after me.

The years go by so quickly... Afterme will be 21 next week!

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👤︎ u/Cruachan2017
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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I'm driving my wife to the hospital since shes in labor, Unfortunately she gives birth in the car to a baby boy.

I named him Carson

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👤︎ u/turkey221
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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The greatest newborn baby boy name ever.... Justin, because... wait for it.... he's "JUST IN"
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👤︎ u/fyren92694
📅︎ Apr 27 2017
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My wife pregnant wife asked me what name we should name the baby if it's a boy. I replied Justin...

Just in case

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👤︎ u/firowind
📅︎ Dec 10 2017
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My wife is having our baby boy right now.

He's our crowning achievement.

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👤︎ u/melatonin17
📅︎ Nov 20 2015
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Benedict Cumberbatch announces that his baby boy doesn't need his nappy changed, his wife replies...

'no shit, Sherlock'

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👤︎ u/NuclearSpy
📅︎ Jun 14 2015
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Brand new baby boy.

Grandmother: "..and then last week Tessa had her brand new baby boy."

Grandfather: "Whatever happened to parents having old baby boys. I miss that trend."

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👤︎ u/McIgglyTuffMuffin
📅︎ Nov 19 2013
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Dad joked while talking about my cousins upcoming baby boy

"So will you be breastfeeding him?" "No I won't be, but I sure hope my wife is."

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👤︎ u/Kpmclean
📅︎ Jul 22 2014
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My wife gave birth to a baby boy in the car on the way to the hospital.

I named him Carson.

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👤︎ u/BenJaquenhoft
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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