You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
I used to play the triangle in a reggae band
I left because it was just one ting after another
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
The drummer in our band smashed his drums
Have you heard the band 1023 Megabits?
They don't sound quite good enough to get a gig yet.
Did you hear what happened when a man lied about his credentials to get in the band?
It was quite a con on drum ...
There's a new band out called The 640 MB
But they still haven't gotten a single gig.
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
Have you heard of the band Pangea?
You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but don’t sing?
Love the new cat band Mewtallica
Especially their hit song, Enter Sandbox.
I have a plan for a new side-hustle. I’m gonna do personal training for members of the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
why did Jim Band shit the bed???
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
I was trying to form a Fleetwood Mac cover band, but couldn't get the vocalist just right...
I had to Nicks that idea.
Why did the Turkey want to join a band?
Because it had drumsticks. B'boom tsh!
Remember the band that did that rock cover of “walk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?
I used to be in a band called "The Hinges"
Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?
They're called Durham Durham
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
A shout out to the guy who played the triangle with our band for the last few years...
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
What did the band Boston say in praise of the Sistine Chapel?
"It's more than a ceiling"
I was in an 80's band called the prevention
We were better than the cure.
Have you heard about the new Vice Presidential mathcore band?
They found great success using an Al Gore rhythm.
What did the ska band say when they threw their mic on the ground?
pickitup pickitup pickitup!
Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?
A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.
Did you hear about the new Smashing Pumpkins cover band?
They call themselves Squished Squash!
It occurred to me today that I would have loved to see two of my favorite bands from the 90s, led respectively by David Usher and Gavin Rossdale, on the same ticket. The sign on the theatre would have been epic.
When the original drummer of the Beatles left the band...
Who did the band director date?
Did you hear about the band 1023 MB?
They’re good, but they haven’t got a gig yet.
Did you hear about the new terrorist boy band?
My wife's bra has the brand name "Splendid", embroidered on the band under one of the cups ...
I just took a sharpie and wrote "Also quite nice" under the other one.
I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though
It was just one ting after another.
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
A reggae band signed me up to play the triangle
I just stand at the back and ting
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