Doctor diagnosed me with a rare form of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of 80s bands.
Anyone hear of the Linkin Park cover band from India? They only had one hit single....
Little known fact: the Gallagher brothers had a sister who was in the band but it didn’t work out.
When they kicked her out, they renamed the band: Oasis.
I've spent the past 2 years looking for my ex-wife's killer...
Did you hear about the jury in the microwave oven serial killer trial?
If a group of Killer whales plans an attack
I’ve spent the last two years looking for my ex-wife’s killer…
Yesterday I got the song "Take on Me" stuck in my head for hours but I couldn't remember the band. I finally remembered a few hours later.
It was a real A-ha moment.
Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He asked, "How do you know I'm not a serial killer?"
I replied, "The chance of two serial killers in one car is astronomical."
What states do killer whales live in?
I told my son that my favourite band growing up was the Rolling Stones, and he said, "Who"?
I told him that they were my second favourite.
Has anybody here heard of the band 923 Megabytes?
Probably not, they haven't had a gig yet.
There used to be a 1970s rock band called The Handles.
They used to open for The Doors.
My daughter told me her friends joined the middle school band & orchestra and she wanted to do it too.
I said "Sorry kiddo, you're gonna have to wait until you're in high school…"
"because it's got sax and violins."
My grandpa was in a band called The Hinges.
They opened for The Doors.
What piece of chicken does the band members of ZZ Top prefer?
The members of The Flamingoes (the band) are blind except at Christmas-time
They only have eyes for Yule
What is Santa’s favorite metal band?
Did you hear about the longest running ‘Battle of the Bands’?
It only ended when they struck an A chord
Great band name
"The Keys" would be a great band name.
They could open for the Doors. 🤣
I grew up playing guitar in the family band
My parents very instrumental
We started a band and called it "Books"
So no one can judge us by our covers.
When the Cuckoo Killer's house collapsed on top of the officer, revealing all the evidence against the Killer, he knew he had one the case
The bird den of proof fell on him, after all
I went to my local park for a Legends of Zelda Festival last weekend. You won’t believe the name of the band they booked.
Did you hear about the rap band made up members of the north and South Korean armies?
What do you call a murder mystery in which a werewolf was the killer?
What band is popular in Iowa?
Cinder, a character from Killer Instinct, is in a manner of speaking - a "Firefighter".
Which band is Santa's favourite?
The lead singer of the band Queen became a scientist
He is Freddie Marie Curie
What was the Chinese restaurant’s favorite 1980’s rock band?
You know who is the Star Wars character that is also a Swedish band?
Jack Black and Jack White should form a band
They can call it Jack Grey
Did you hear about the new band 1023MB?
They’re just about to get their first gig.
What is the band Blur’s favourite type of Tapas?
What’s a blind tiger’s favorite band?
Did you hear about the new Metallica/Muppets mash-up where Kermit fronts the band as a clergyman?
It's called Pastor of Muppets
A band I was in had a Polish sound guy.
We had a Czech one too, a Czech one too….
Whom do you ask to catch the killer goose?
Nobody believes I'm in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band.
What did the IT guy call his rock band?
I play the triangle in a Jamaican band...
I just stand at the back and ting
What is Santa’s favorite metal band?
Which band is Santa's favourite?
My uncle was in a band called The Hinges.
They supported The Doors.
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