You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?

Probably not, they've never had a hit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dotFuture
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I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....

It was always just one ting after another.

Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThroneDiscs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher

is what they were bangin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreepersFTW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.

There is no cure.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though

It was just one ting after another.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RebellionRob75
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."

If anyone asks, you've not seen us.

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Why did the Turkey want to join a band?

Because it had drumsticks. B'boom tsh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cruffmusic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Remember the band that did that rock cover of β€œwalk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?

Pharaohsmith.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?

They're called Durham Durham

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πŸ‘€︎ u/les_oueff
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?

Hummus a tune.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reptiliansarehere
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....

Well I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What did the band Boston say in praise of the Sistine Chapel?

"It's more than a ceiling"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lillerz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I was in an 80's band called the prevention

We were better than the cure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I used to be in a band called "The Hinges"

We opened for The Doors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Have you heard about the new Vice Presidential mathcore band?

They found great success using an Al Gore rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xFilters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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A shout out to the guy who played the triangle with our band for the last few years...

Thanks for every ting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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What did the ska band say when they threw their mic on the ground?

pickitup pickitup pickitup!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Binksamus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?

LED Zeppelin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombie-narwhals
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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It occurred to me today that I would have loved to see two of my favorite bands from the 90s, led respectively by David Usher and Gavin Rossdale, on the same ticket. The sign on the theatre would have been epic.

Moist Bush.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/average_legend
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Did you hear about the new Smashing Pumpkins cover band?

They call themselves Squished Squash!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VerbalAcrobatics
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.

But No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterDragonIron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Who did the band director date?

Aβ™­ Minor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AvGeek1245
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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When the original drummer of the Beatles left the band...

All Best were off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/behold_the_man
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Did you hear about the new terrorist boy band?

They are blowing up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kesavadh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What do you call a person who helps the band?

A Band-Aid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pax_flash
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Did you hear about the band 1023 MB?

They’re good, but they haven’t got a gig yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/futurecivilian
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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My wife's bra has the brand name "Splendid", embroidered on the band under one of the cups ...

I just took a sharpie and wrote "Also quite nice" under the other one.

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A florist named Chris started a band with 3 of the neighborhood mums. Guess what they called the band?

Chrysanthemums.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5ir_viver
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Did you hear about the time the lead singer of the band β€œThe Police” went undercover to catch a criminal?

It was a Sting operation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dig-ol-bick
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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A secretary cut the elastic band used for my physiotherapy

She multitasks as a Rubber maid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ciaboom
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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The chief roadie for a touring band should be called its Gigs Bosun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spelelo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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After getting a lot of negative reviews due to their rather poor string section, the LAPD Police Band decided to lose all the strings from their performances.

It was finally the long-awaited end of police violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OlaviVirtahepo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What is the electrician's favorite rock band?

I don't know, they are all individuals who have their own taste in music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquaRegia
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I was in a punk band in the '80s called 'Missing Cat'

You might remember our flyers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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You guys hear about the band made up of sheep and cows?

I like their song β€œBaa Moo Rising”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedShirtCashion
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Ya know, I really like the singer Sia, but I'm a bigger fan of the band that always closes her concerts

Wouldn't Wanna Beya's

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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My son asked if he could use the garage so he could jam with his band.

I broke the bad news: we only have marmalade in this house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RagingBone69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Today I learned that the band Nirvana sold its own brand of gum.

It was called Smells Like Green Spearmint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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"My ex couldn't name a single metal band from the 80s."

"Slayer?"

"No, I just shook my head."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Did you hear about the band called "1023MB" ?

The haven't had any gigs yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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My girlfriend and I just realised we’re into the same 90’s pop bands

We’re so β€˜NSYC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charlietd76
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vjeats
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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A reggae band signed me up to play the triangle

I just stand at the back and ting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josh2807
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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