You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though
It was just one ting after another.
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
Why did the Turkey want to join a band?
Because it had drumsticks. B'boom tsh!
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
Remember the band that did that rock cover of “walk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?
Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?
They're called Durham Durham
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
What did the band Boston say in praise of the Sistine Chapel?
"It's more than a ceiling"
I was in an 80's band called the prevention
We were better than the cure.
I used to be in a band called "The Hinges"
Have you heard about the new Vice Presidential mathcore band?
They found great success using an Al Gore rhythm.
A shout out to the guy who played the triangle with our band for the last few years...
What did the ska band say when they threw their mic on the ground?
pickitup pickitup pickitup!
Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?
It occurred to me today that I would have loved to see two of my favorite bands from the 90s, led respectively by David Usher and Gavin Rossdale, on the same ticket. The sign on the theatre would have been epic.
Did you hear about the new Smashing Pumpkins cover band?
They call themselves Squished Squash!
A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.
Who did the band director date?
When the original drummer of the Beatles left the band...
Did you hear about the new terrorist boy band?
What do you call a person who helps the band?
Did you hear about the band 1023 MB?
They’re good, but they haven’t got a gig yet.
My wife's bra has the brand name "Splendid", embroidered on the band under one of the cups ...
I just took a sharpie and wrote "Also quite nice" under the other one.
A florist named Chris started a band with 3 of the neighborhood mums. Guess what they called the band?
Did you hear about the time the lead singer of the band “The Police” went undercover to catch a criminal?
A secretary cut the elastic band used for my physiotherapy
She multitasks as a Rubber maid
The chief roadie for a touring band should be called its Gigs Bosun
After getting a lot of negative reviews due to their rather poor string section, the LAPD Police Band decided to lose all the strings from their performances.
It was finally the long-awaited end of police violins.
What is the electrician's favorite rock band?
I don't know, they are all individuals who have their own taste in music.
I was in a punk band in the '80s called 'Missing Cat'
You might remember our flyers
You guys hear about the band made up of sheep and cows?
I like their song “Baa Moo Rising”
Ya know, I really like the singer Sia, but I'm a bigger fan of the band that always closes her concerts
My son asked if he could use the garage so he could jam with his band.
I broke the bad news: we only have marmalade in this house.
Today I learned that the band Nirvana sold its own brand of gum.
It was called Smells Like Green Spearmint.
"My ex couldn't name a single metal band from the 80s."
"Slayer?"
"No, I just shook my head."
Did you hear about the band called "1023MB" ?
The haven't had any gigs yet
My girlfriend and I just realised we’re into the same 90’s pop bands
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
A reggae band signed me up to play the triangle
I just stand at the back and ting
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