Seesaw Puns

A list of puns related to "Seesaw"

If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.

They're trained for that!

(Mj)

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👤︎ u/ExtraSure
📅︎ Jun 08 2021
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I’m writing a song about how much I love seesaws.

It’s called 50 Ways to Love your Lever.

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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There's a woman in the park selling batteries...

She sells, C cells by the seesaw.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 16 2021
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What toy can a blind person never play with at the park?

The seesaw

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👤︎ u/munster1588
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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If oceans can't see?

How do parks know what the seesaw?

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👤︎ u/derpdefender9001
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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What do you call two people looking at the same thing at different times?

Seesaw

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👤︎ u/laurencelara22
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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Yesterday I met Sally, a young woman who operates a battery kiosk at our local community park.

Sally sells C-cells by the Seesaw.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ May 22 2020
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What do you say when you see / had seen a pirate version of saw holding a frozen buzzsaw on a piece of playground equipment?

I see/saw sea saw on a seesaw, with an icy saw

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👤︎ u/Routine_Palpitation
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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What do you call a saw with glasses?

A Seesaw

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👤︎ u/Imanormalperson279
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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Yesterday I met Sally, a young woman who operates a battery kiosk at our local community park.

Sally sells C-cells by the Seesaw.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ May 22 2020
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