A list of puns related to "Reversals"
So, I had a headache
We were discussing an upcoming business trip I'm taking you next week, when he says:
"So what's taking you there, other then the plane?"
Smooth Dad, real smooth.....
Her: Knock, Knock..
Me: Come in...
I then spent the next 10 minutes trying to make her stop crying because I ruined her joke.
My fiancΓ©e is a graduate student. The cat likes to whine until she's picked up. As my fiancΓ©e was studying, the cat jumped up onto her desk.
Her (to the cat): "If you come over here, you're going to get held."
Me: "No, you're playing into her hand!"
Her: "She doesn't have any hands."
I must say, I'm a bit proud.
"This really takes me back".
An Invertibra
He thought homes were built, not born.
Because you donβt turn your back on family.
...Iβm all ears.
ME: ...And?
I hope no-one is behind us
Ur a bus.
I can't wait to see how it turns out.
rac ruoy.
βNow this takes me backβ
Thereβs no going back now.
I received the fastest ban alive.
Homework time.. complaining, I donβt wanna, etc.
Me: Nicky, Iβm getting upset.
Nicky: Well, hello, Getting Upset, Iβm Nicky.
Then he dabbed and walked away. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this.
Itβs when the devil tells a priest to exit the childβs body.
He becomes Livid.
I'll see myself out now.
Dark, wasnβt it?
Everyone keeps telling me no.
6 couldn't believe it. 7 had finally gone off the deep end. 7 had long offended 6. A repeat 6 offender if you will. But this was unforgivable. 9 was his best friend. How could he do this to his best friend? How could it be that 7 ate 9?
6, filled with fury, called his friends 2 and 4. They would get even. 10 was the best friend of 7 you see. 2, 4 and 6 ate 10 to get even. They then began plotting further revenge, but 7 acted first. He gathered 1, 3 and 5 together to take down 6.
Realizing that the odds were against them, 2, 4 and 6 retreated. Their only option was to turn to 12 who had twice the resources 6 had. 7 couldn't follow.
12 quickly called 3 to find out what the root of 7's attack on 9. 3 wasn't sure. He had only supported 7 because of a long standing friendship. But 3 promised to get to the root cause.
Meanwhile, 7's scheming was not yet done. 12 was powerful, but there was one who could reverse his decision to harbor 6. If he could just convince 21, nicknamed blackjack, to reverse 12's decision, it would all be over.
Three times 7 went to 21's compound. On the third try he was able to get through. After explaining that 6 had masterminded the elimination of 10, a grand meeting of the numbers was called.
Both 6 and 7 argued over the whole thing. 13 had the unlucky task of adjudicating the meeting. Each time 13 made an argument, 6 and 7 would add to it by shouting over each other.
Finally, 21 had had enough. "7, why did you eat 9"
7 responded "I just wanted to get 3 square meals." 21 had 7 eliminated for initiating the battle and 6 jailed for masterminding 10's death. And the war was over.
And left
But I left him a note on my bank statement so he knows not to bother calling me.
That was a pain in the ass.
Backwords
Reverse Card
which also means nothing.
So, I had the headache.
βThis takes me back.β
βThis takes me back.β
This takes me back.
this takes me back
...Iβm all ears.
It really takes me back.
You know, this really takes me back
βThis takes me back...β
I think, huh, this takes me back
I thought, this takes me back
βThis takes me back.β
Thereβs no turning back now.
It's when the demon takes the priest out of the child.
I can't wait to see how it turns out.
Thereβs no going back now.
Dark, wasnβt it?
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