Got dadjoked. I thought I won by reversing it back on him, but alas, I am not a dad.

"Hey dude, are you alright?"

'Yeah, why?'

"Well most people are half left"

I was almost beat, and then I shot back 'What happened to the first half?'

For a moment I won. 3 seconds later, with the biggest smile on his face, he says "Oh, its alright"

MRW

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