My wife suggested we should try some role reversal in bed....

So, I had the headache.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Got the preemptive reversal from my own father this evening. Sign of a true master.

We were discussing an upcoming business trip I'm taking you next week, when he says:

"So what's taking you there, other then the plane?"

Smooth Dad, real smooth.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spyrulfyre
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Pulled a joke reversal on my 6-year-old sister.

Her: Knock, Knock..

Me: Come in...

I then spent the next 10 minutes trying to make her stop crying because I ruined her joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LastKill
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2014
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FiancΓ©e got me in a role reversal

My fiancΓ©e is a graduate student. The cat likes to whine until she's picked up. As my fiancΓ©e was studying, the cat jumped up onto her desk.

Her (to the cat): "If you come over here, you're going to get held."

Me: "No, you're playing into her hand!"

Her: "She doesn't have any hands."

I must say, I'm a bit proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/01hair
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2015
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As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...

β€œThis takes me back.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonny1211
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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If anyone has a suggestion on how to reverse the spell that turned me into corn...

...I’m all ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cognimaniac
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama?

Because you don’t turn your back on family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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*Puts car in reverse*

You know, this really takes me back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duat996
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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I got a reversible jacket for Christmas.

I can't wait to see how it turns out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What happens when you drive a Subaru in reverse?

Ur a bus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Some of my pun-tastic Halloween costumes throughout the years: Reverse Cowgirl, Edgar Allan Ho, and Freudian Slip.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What do you get when you put your car in reverse?

rac ruoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I said I love the Reverse Flash on Barry Allen's subreddit

I received the fastest ban alive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebatm3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Whilst reversing the car into a parking spot, I leaned over to my wife and said...

β€œNow this takes me back”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fredwardofox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I just drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.

There’s no going back now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Have you ever heard of a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the devil tells a priest to exit the child’s body.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeastOfTheField83
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What happens when you give the Devil two eyes and turn him around?

He becomes Livid.

I'll see myself out now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeprido
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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My 7yo just pulled an UNO reverse dad joke on me.

Homework time.. complaining, I don’t wanna, etc.

Me: Nicky, I’m getting upset.

Nicky: Well, hello, Getting Upset, I’m Nicky.

Then he dabbed and walked away. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AirCatcher
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Did they name kitkat as a reverse tactic?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_CrunchyCrunch
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Choose any number between 2 and 8. Multiply by 4, and then add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.

Dark, wasn’t it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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So I keep asking people β€œWhat do you get when you reverse the word β€œon?””

Everyone keeps telling me no.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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Just reversed into a Ferrari.

But I left him a note on my bank statement so he knows not to bother calling me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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My wife convinced me to have reversed roles during sex last time...

That was a pain in the ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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My gf was always preoccupied with being right, so I tried some reverse psychology...

And left

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808natsu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. 'Nothing' reversed is 'Gnihton'

which also means nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexxc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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What do you call a word that's written in reverse?

Backwords

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greysandals
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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What do you call it when a ball going in one direction starts going in the opposite direction?

Roll reversal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikehawk86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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What happens when you call 119 instead of 911?

The cop car comes in reverse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VoKai
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Why couldn’t the Russian drive forward?

His car was Putin reverse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...

β€œThis takes me back.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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If anyone has a suggestion on how to reverse the spell that turned me into corn...

...I’m all ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cognimaniac
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Every time I put my car in reverse.

It really takes me back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealfakebodhi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...

β€œThis takes me back...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillyBob_TX
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I put my jeep into reverse today

I thought, this takes me back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Everytime I put my car in reverse

I think, huh, this takes me back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/X_Tbull
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I drove my new car out of the lot only to find that the reverse gear is broken.

There’s no turning back now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...

β€œThis takes me back.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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I got a reversible jacket for Christmas,

I can't wait to see how it turns out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fek_user
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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I drove my new car out of the lot, only to find the reverse gear broken.

There’s no going back now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Choose any number between 2 and 7. Multiply by 4 and add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.

Dark, wasn’t it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What did the man say when he drove his car in reverse?

β€œOh man, this takes me back”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Nick01
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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My wife convinced me to have reversed roles during sex last time...

That was a pain in the ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agronero1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.

There’s no going back now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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As I turned on the car and put it in reverse, I thought to myself, man....

....this takes me back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bro_Cha_ChoIF
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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The word β€œdiputseromneve” may look ridiculous...

But backwards it’s even more stupid...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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And as I put the car in reverse I said

Man this takes me back

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