18 Hilarious Turn Around Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why did the pianist turn around on his way to the grocery store?

He forgot his Chopin Liszt.

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👤︎ u/BornOfAVegan

📅︎ Oct 31 2020

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My satellite navigation told me to turn around....

Now I can't see where I'm going.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Nov 01 2020

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Around the turn of 1900, two Friars move to London to start up a florist shop. Well this didn't sit well with the established florist shop down on the corner.

The other shop owner called his buddy to have someone trash their store. They sent Hugh, big guy like 6'3'' 300pounds. Hugh goes in and busts the store up and scares the Friars off, sending them back to the monastery.

The moral of the story is, Hugh and only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.

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👤︎ u/facts_my_guyy

📅︎ Jul 05 2020

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Watching John Wick 2 the other night. While Keanu and Common are fighting while both holding the knife the tables turn and Keanu flips the knife around and thrusts it into Commons chest...again while both holding the grip. To which I turn to to my family and say

At least the both have something "in" common.

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👤︎ u/PoiSINNEDsoul73

📅︎ Jul 06 2020

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A man sits down at a bar. After a moment, he hears a voice behind him say "Hey, that shirt looks great on you!" He turns around, and nobody is there. Confused, he asks the bartender, "Where did that voice come from?" The bartender says...

"Oh, it's the peanuts.

They're complimentary."

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👤︎ u/Elawn

📅︎ May 16 2020

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What do you call it when picachu turns himself around?

A hokey pokey mon

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👤︎ u/jmahler0514

📅︎ Feb 28 2020

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When did the pianist finally turn their life around?

After they hit Rockbottomoff

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👤︎ u/tannerlaw

📅︎ Jan 24 2020

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My son asked me if he could turn around in the middle of the street. I replied:

No U

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👤︎ u/dd0sed

📅︎ Aug 02 2019

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Turn around... [OC]

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👤︎ u/biodataganache

📅︎ Oct 19 2018

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Why did the architect turn around, switch the light off, and go to bed?

His erection failed on him.

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👤︎ u/pd_conradie

📅︎ Mar 07 2019

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If your dad tells a joke and you turn it back around on him, you may be able to witness a groan man.

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👤︎ u/Sorthum

📅︎ Jul 28 2016

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My dad pulled into a funeral home in order to turn around and says this

>You know, we're lucky we're able to pull in here, people are just dying to get in here.

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👤︎ u/CaptTin

📅︎ Jul 18 2015

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[Facebook] "So I saw a hearse trying to turn around in a cul-de-sac"

"I started giggling stupidly because...

I realised that it had reached a dead end!"

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👤︎ u/henry82

📅︎ Nov 14 2013

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My GPS just told me to turn around.

Now I can't see where I'm driving.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Jun 20 2018

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My GPS just told me to turn around.

Now I can't see where I'm driving.

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👤︎ u/GodMustafi

📅︎ Jul 30 2019

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My GPS just told me to turn around.

Now I can't see where I'm driving.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener

📅︎ Jun 11 2019

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My GPS just told me to turn around.

Now I can't see where I'm driving!

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👤︎ u/heckermenn

📅︎ Jul 01 2018

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What do you do when you need to turn around?

U turn.

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👤︎ u/wwjjgg

📅︎ May 24 2015

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