Last night I was dreaming I was swing in a ocean of Fanta...
but turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock Knock "who's there" Not Sally
How can Jedis swing so lightly with a lightsaber and still cut through everything so easily.
They swing with alot of Force.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
I'm holding a 17th Century Party, and all the Enlightenment thinkers can swing by - except one.
A lumberjack was out cutting down trees in the forest one day. He went to swing his axe and the tree screamed "WAIT! I'M A TALKING TREE!!!!"
The lumberjack looked up at the tree and paused saying "well, you may be a talking tree, but I'll see that you die a log!"
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!"
The lumberjack grinned and said: “And you will dialogue.”
Do you all remember being in the back yard and dad pushing you in the tire swing?
My wife said that her mood swings,
Well mine usually goes down the slide.
No matter how we pitched the human organs to the other team, they'd swing and miss...
They didn't even bat an eye.
A grandfather clock swings both ways
That’s why we ‘watch the hours go bi’
What's brown and swings from the belltower?
The lunch bag of Notre Dame
Why does earth always have mood swings?
Did you know Helen Keller had a swing-set in her back yard?
What’s white, light and sugary and swings through trees? ...
How do you feel about swing sets?
I go back and forth on them.
What do you call a train with constant mood swings?
All these Spider-Man meme's are in full swing
What do you call a cup that falls off a swing?
Dad: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Kid: why?
Dad: because she had no arms!
Kid: laughs you’re so funny dad
Dad: here’s another... knock knock!
Kid: who’s there??
Dad: NOT SALLY!
Kid: ....
What kind of bats swing upside down?
Did you hear Nintendo has a patent for a swing set based console?
They call it the Nintendo Wheeeeeeeeeee!
Good heavens, this cat is having mood swings and hot flashes.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
Polyamory is great if you can swing it.
What is sweet and swings from branch to branch?
With the World Cup in Full Swing
I texted my 13 year old nephew about tonight USA v. Ghana game.
"Do you think we're Ghana win?"
"Are they ghana give us a chance?"
He was not amused.
Dadmas is in full swing.
It's tradition to watch A Christmas Story at least like nine times on Christmas in my family. There's a part where Ralphie stares into the camera and smiles after getting away with lying to his mother. Trying to be funny, I said "What the hell's he lookin at!?"
My sister answers with "The camera! It's like in The Office."
Me: "You know, I could never get into The Office."
Dad: "You should find the key, then."
Merry dadmas!
Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock knock who's there
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!"
The lumberjack grinned, “And you will dialogue!"
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
because she has no arms.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
What's brown and swings from the bell tower ?
The lunch bag of Notre Dame
Why did Sarah fall of the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Did you know Helen Keller had a swing-set in her back yard? No?
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms..
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