What do you call a female czar?

A she-czar

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kylej0212
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The last Czar challenged Santa Claus to compete against him in a marathon...

It was the closest race ever.

The entire time, they were Nick and Nick.

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What do you call a Russian fish?

A czar-dine

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Beastocity1089
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What do you call a high ranking Russian government official that is also a fish?

A czardine

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The Russian people anxiously awaited the results of their anonymous election...

Sorry, not Czar E.

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I'm a big fan of the Russian monarch of canyons,

Czar Chasm.

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A Dad Joke for Christmas

There once was a Great Czar in Russia called Rudolph the Red. One day, while looking out the window, he turned to his wife and said,

"Look, my dear, it has begun to rain!

His wife quickly replied, "It's much too cold for rain, it must be snow!"

He shook his head and said, "My dear, I'm the great Czar Rudolph the Red, and Rudolph the Red knows rain dear!"

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What do you call a Russian fish?

A czar-dine

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Beastocity1089
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[X-post from /r/puns] I'm a big fan of the Russian monarch of canyons,

Czar Chasm.

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