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Tsar Puns

A list of puns related to "Tsar"

This week on Dancing With the Tsars

Ivan was Terrible, Peter & Catherine were Great, and Boris was Godunov.

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👤︎ u/DadJoker1988
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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If the Russian ruler was called the Tsar and his wife was the Tsarina, what were their children called?

Tsardines.

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Jan 18 2018
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When hearing on the news that there would be Russian plays featuring many Tsars at the Olympics

my dad said, "wow, all Tsar cast."

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👤︎ u/coolfric_stormbro
📅︎ Feb 07 2014
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Did you know back in midevil Russia they had a specific hole that they would throw their rulers in for being too facetious

It was called the tsar chasm

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👤︎ u/TalontedJay
📅︎ Aug 27 2019
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What do Russian emperors put on their fish?

They put on Tsar-Tsar sauce...

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👤︎ u/techtornado
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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What is a Russians favorite place to get coffee?

Tsar-bucks!

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👤︎ u/StrangeResolve
📅︎ Nov 19 2018
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What is another name for the fall of the Soviet Union?

The Fault In Our Tsars.

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👤︎ u/TheScarletSho
📅︎ Apr 17 2019
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What do you call a meat eating king

A Tsar-nivore

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👤︎ u/MattyMick
📅︎ Jun 27 2016
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Did you hear about John Green's new book set in the Russian revolution?

It's called 'The Fault in our Tsars'.

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👤︎ u/Asks_For_Milkshakes
📅︎ Sep 04 2015
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