Why are cars in eastern Europe so clean?

Because of the Polish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karl_Marxist_3rd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Eastern Europe produces a lot of techno, but it's primarily consumed by just one region:

Moravia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OratioFidelis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Is my old fireplace Eastern Europe?

As it is behind an iron curtain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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They had to ban King Kong from Eastern Europe

He bounced too many Czechs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AkumaXshoguN
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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How do you tell someone from eastern Europe to have a look at something?

Hey, Czech this out!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CFDMoFo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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What do you call a finely chopped cabbage from Eastern Europe?

Slawvic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arugula278
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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What is the saddest part of eastern Europe?

The Crimea River.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GGGargadon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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My wife and I were putting up a curtain rod, and I had previously removed the cap at the end of the rod.

After we finished installing the hooks, and hung the curtains I asked her to hand the cap to me.

"Honey, can you hand me the pole end?"

She was unsure of what I meant, and asked, "What pole end?"

"Pole end is a country in eastern Europe, but I need you to hand me the cap the to the curtain rod."

Groaning ensues...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNewBo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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